Why do women want to be spanked?

[girlsmiley]

I've thought about spanking and being spanked, but eh. It's not my thing. Don't get me wrong. Sometimes I feel like I need a slap lol, but I don't think that's the same thing. Or is it?

 

[Bert Notorius]

if i tried to spank
msN

she'd shoot me
in the head.

 

[bronzeage]

I've thought about spanking and being spanked, but eh. It's not my thing. Don't get me wrong. Sometimes I feel like I need a slap lol, but I don't think that's the same thing. Or is it?

It depends upon where the hand lands.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Just do not post evidence of spanking on Lit.

The swish does not go for that stuff.

I think you just want in line for a spanking too....

 

[Saint Peter]

I think you just want in line for a spanking too....

If one cannot take it one should not dish it out.

 

[Bookishleigh]

If one cannot take it one should not dish it out.

I can dish out a spanking to you. You just have to ask me nicely.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Actually, I think it's because I have a big, round ass.

 

[wsahtacrhon1]

.......

 

[Lancecastor]

Close but the more accurate statement is: Women need to be spanked and want to to be be spanked because they know they have failed to please in every way and need discipline in order to be better.

No no no no no, you retard.

That's why women want to be raped.

Spanking's an altogether different kettle of fish.

 

[Debbie]

Because my bum has been naughty and won't go sit in the naughty chair.

 

[Lancecastor]

Because my bum has been naughty and won't go sit in the naughty chair.

He has a naughty chair for you?

That's fairly sick and twisted.

Do you also have to talk like a little girl?

 

[Debbie]

I answer the phone in my everyday, normal voice and the person on the other end usually asks, "Is your Mummy or Daddy home?"

Not so funny when you call your sons school to get them marked as absent due to sickness and the receptionist thinks they're getting pranked.

 

[Lancecastor]

I answer the phone in my everyday, normal voice and the person on the other end usually asks, "Is your Mummy or Daddy home?"

Not so funny when you call your sons school to get them marked as absent due to sickness and the receptionist thinks they're getting pranked.

Does he also make you dress like a little girl?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I've thought about spanking and being spanked, but eh. It's not my thing. Don't get me wrong. Sometimes I feel like I need a slap lol, but I don't think that's the same thing. Or is it?

No! And I agree with you. I'm sure I'd laugh or either slap 'em back!

 

[Lancecastor]

No! And I agree with you. I'm sure I'd laugh or either slap 'em back!

You poor thing.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

You poor thing.

Did you spank any women over the holiday weekend, Lance?

 

[Lancecastor]

Did you spank any women over the holiday weekend, Lance?

Why, yes i did, Gimp.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Why, yes i did, Gimp.

 

[Lancecastor]

Try this...

... Except have her straddle just one of your legs, so you can reach around, spread her cheeks, finger her from behind and spank her ass while she rubs her pussy on your thigh bone.

If that doesnt make her cum, get a thermometer and estimate her time of death using the Criminal Minds web site's handy home forensics tools.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Lance, have you ever thought about starting an advice thread where people could learn from your sex techniques, and other worldly topics?

I would subscribe.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You poor thing.

Why poor?

 

[Lancecastor]

Lance, have you ever thought about starting an advice thread where people could learn from your sex techniques, and other worldly topics?

I would subscribe.

Capital suggestion!

 

[Disgustipated]

Lance, have you ever thought about starting an advice thread where people could learn from your sex techniques, and other worldly topics?

I would subscribe.

Learn what? How to get arrested for date rape? How to date rape?

Plus, Lance's expertise on females tops out at middle school.

 

[Lancecastor]

Learn what? How to get arrested for date rape? How to date rape?

Agreed; you should handle those topics.

 

[jomar]

Cockpocket?

Awesome! Gonna have to reach out and spank one because...