What's He or She Saying?

[bunny4med]

How about a twirl?

 

[LizVegas79]

"Oh hi, Mrs. Johnson. No, sorry. Your husband was just in. But, I literally just saw him pull out
a minute ago. I expect he'll be back in later though. Would you like me to give him a message?"

 

[LizVegas79]

"No. I do not want to go to another stupid museum dear. You said we were going to Europe to try new things
with no strings attached. Well, I see at least three guys right now I want to try new things with.
You can either come back to the hotel with us and watch, or you can go to your stupid museum
by yourself and I'll tell you all about it when you come back to reclaim me.
But I'm getting fucked and I'm getting fucked good by as many good looking Italian guys that I can find!"


( - so my fantasy vaca right now!)

 

[LizVegas79]

"Reclaim me sex? What's that? Is that where you watch one of your friends fuck me mercilessly and
then you take your turn after he's finished to prove you still love me after I'm a cum-soaked mess?
Sure. Sounds fun. Do I get to pick which friend or do you, you wonderful fucking pervert?"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

"Reclaim me sex? What's that? Is that where you watch one of your friends fuck me mercilessly and
then you take your turn after he's finished to prove you still love me after I'm a cum-soaked mess?
Sure. Sounds fun. Do I get to pick which friend or do you?"

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"Sure honey, you can pick. Hey guys, my wife wants to decide which one she wants to fuck. I think Bryan had sex once!"

 

[LizVegas79]

Good news, honey. Not only have I decided to start acting like a good little trophy wife should,
I've decided to start letting you pawn me off to your friends and to total strangers so that they
make you a partner at your law firm. I think we should have your first trophy wife party
this weekend, don't you?"

 

[PapaRomantic]

"Oh hi, Mrs. Johnson. No, sorry. Your husband was just in. But, I literally just saw him pull out
a minute ago. I expect he'll be back in later though. Would you like me to give him a message?"

Oh my, an old joke from my high school days was just released in my memory banks when I saw this picture.....

 

[BenDover4]

Since I was out sick on Tuesday, we'll just call this report Titty Treasury...

 

[peekingone]

Hope your not afraid of snakes?

 

[LizVegas79]

Hope your not afraid of snakes?

I so body painting!

 

[LizVegas79]

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"I know we ran out of water. But I'm thirsty and you still think I'm pretty, right?
There's no reason I have to die of thirst is there?"

 

[DarkSimian]

Did you hear that DarkSimian is back?!?

 

[LizVegas79]

"Oh my God! I guess it's true what they say about Black guys!"

 

[JerseyJade]

"You see that man standing there in the corner? I just finished sucking his dick."

 

[LizVegas79]

"So, I just wanted to thank you for inviting me and my husband to your beach house.
We're having an amazing time. I don't know how I can ever thank you though ... umm, do you?"

 

[Jd192235]

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Do you want to know how I just got extra credit from that professor over there

 

[bunny4med]

Illegal use of hands. That's 10 minutes in my penalty box.

 

[LizVegas79]

"Too many guys on the bed!! She said one at the same time guys, not all at once!"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"I'm not asking if you want to come to my birthday party, sweetie.
I'm TELLING you that not only ARE you coming, you're going to be the town bicycle
that everyone gets a chance to ride. Got it?"

 

[Paul_Chance]

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"I'm not asking if you want to come to my birthday party, sweetie.
I'm TELLING you that not only ARE you coming, you're going to be the town bicycle
that everyone gets a chance to ride. Got it?"

“Ms. V...V...Vegas....I still need $15.00 for the p...p...pizza. Oh fuck it. I never liked that job anyway.”

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Yep. Your old Datsun is still down there, sweetie. But I don't think anyone's going to steal it
even though you left the keys in the ignition. Maybe insurance fraud isn't for you.
But we're in Hollywood. Maybe we can make some money doing a porno. That'd be fun, right?"

 

[Paul_Chance]

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Honey! One more peeper in the window and I’ll have Perv Bingo!

 

[Taegul]

"Hey, I wore them last time when your brother joined us, so it's only fair that you wear them tonight. My sister should be here in about 15 minutes."

 

[Taegul]

"Oh hey, this gym has a shared locker room? Does that mean it has shared shower facilities also, because I could really use someone to wash my hair right now."

 

[Taegul]

"Look guys, Liz is doing squats again!"