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Tallulah82
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I must be a crap pun when I have to explain it, sorry... predictive text gone wrong ??
LOL!
It was about time someone just came out and said it. Lucy: your puns suck.
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I must be a crap pun when I have to explain it, sorry... predictive text gone wrong ??
LOL!
It was about time someone just came out and said it. Lucy: your puns suck.
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...
Nah. It's just biannual updates, mainly consisting of my opinions - rather than hard facts - for Social Services. Nothing exciting. Needs doing so someone can put it in a drawer if Ofsted ever ask for it. (I'm not cynical about paperwork, honest! )
Boozy lunch and spa sounds wonderful! I have a meeting this afternoon. Please have a drink for me while I sit and pretend to listen to other people
LOL!
It was about time someone just came out and said it. Lucy: your puns suck.
Well I managed to work despite the distractions and head back into the old town. Some the waiter got very flirty and I ended up with a free dessert! Either way am not complaining and going to do a few laps in the pool today.
I.
Am.
Fucked.
Not in a nice, fun, bouncy way either! I think I need to follow Ralf's lead and get some good down my neck.
By anyone in particular, or just by the universe in general?
(Being fucked by the universe in general makes for lousy porn.)
By anyone in particular, or just by the universe in general?
(Being fucked by the universe in general makes for lousy porn.)
I would have thought that a universal fuck would be rather interesting. Not one for being sucked into a black hole then, zuke?
(yes, yes, I'm kinda cringing at this myself, but fuck it - if this this kind of thought pops into my head, I'm damn well sharing the freak)
I would have thought that a universal fuck would be rather interesting. Not one for being sucked into a black hole then, zuke?
(yes, yes, I'm kinda cringing at this myself, but fuck it - if this this kind of thought pops into my head, I'm damn well sharing the freak)
By a Scottish midget in a technicolour swimsuit.
No, I didn't have to pay for it either!
Hey nutcase.
I'm not really here. I've just loaded up on meds and fallen into bed.
How you doing?
Hi! Did I hear someone call for an astrophysicist?
No? Sorry, my mistake.
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By a Scottish midget in a technicolour swimsuit.
No, I didn't have to pay for it either!
Hey nutcase.
I'm not really here. I've just loaded up on meds and fallen into bed.
How you doing?
Hi! Did I hear someone call for an astrophysicist?
No? Sorry, my mistake.
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Hi! Did I hear someone call for an astrophysicist?
No? Sorry, my mistake.
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Midget. Didn't have to pay. Technicolour.
A wee free glee spree?
So you're saying sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll? Sign me up!
Damn, I love your drugs!
If you're not really here, then should I be answering? If I answer, I'm talking to myself. If I don't, then the not-here-you will sulk.
I don't sulk!
Of course not, dear. But, just, pick your lip up before you trip on it. There, there.
Eyyy! *high fives*The donkey is ill; he needs an asstrophysician.
You're right! It's always worth taking one along just in case.No, but you never know when you'll need an astrophysicist!
I was thinking of the tidal forces in the proximity of black holes which would cause one to get stretched out a bit on approach (technical term: "spaghettification"). That sort of sounds a bit naughty.Haha! I'm sure you may have some valuable opinion. Maybe not on black holes, but if you ramble enough I'm sure we can find something worthy of being impressed about
Eyyy! *high fives*
You're right! It's always worth taking one along just in case.
I was thinking of the tidal forces in the proximity of black holes which would cause one to get stretched out a bit on approach (technical term: "spaghettification"). That sort of sounds a bit naughty.
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Eyyy! *high fives*
You're right! It's always worth taking one along just in case.
I was thinking of the tidal forces in the proximity of black holes which would cause one to get stretched out a bit on approach (technical term: "spaghettification"). That sort of sounds a bit naughty.
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Fuck me. You got ALL the moves! I'm such a logophile! *swoon*
In that case, may I offer you my most enthusiastic contrafribblarities?Fuck me. You got ALL the moves! I'm such a logophile! *swoon*
I was thinking of the tidal forces in the proximity of black holes which would cause one to get stretched out a bit on approach (technical term: "spaghettification"). That sort of sounds a bit naughty.
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Amazon warrior princess falls for 'spaghettification'. Who'da thunk it?
I'm going to go get lunch.