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I must be a crap pun when I have to explain it, sorry... predictive text gone wrong ??
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It was about time someone just came out and said it. Lucy: your puns suck.
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It was about time someone just came out and said it. Lucy: your puns suck.
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LOL!
It was about time someone just came out and said it. Lucy: your puns suck.
Thanks, nice to know I am a good sucker...
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I.
Am.
Fucked.
Not in a nice, fun, bouncy way either! I think I need to follow Ralf's lead and get some good down my neck.
Am.
Fucked.
Not in a nice, fun, bouncy way either! I think I need to follow Ralf's lead and get some good down my neck.
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Well I managed to work despite the distractions and head back into the old town. Some the waiter got very flirty and I ended up with a free dessert! Either way am not complaining and going to do a few laps in the pool today.
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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...
Nah. It's just biannual updates, mainly consisting of my opinions - rather than hard facts - for Social Services. Nothing exciting. Needs doing so someone can put it in a drawer if Ofsted ever ask for it. (I'm not cynical about paperwork, honest!)
Boozy lunch and spa sounds wonderful! I have a meeting this afternoon. Please have a drink for me while I sit and pretend to listen to other people
I hate paperwork. It's just tickboxing and as you said it will end up in a drawer somewhere.
I'll make sure I have an extra drink later.
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LOL!
It was about time someone just came out and said it. Lucy: your puns suck.
I caught it but was just throwing it back at ya
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Old Town, waiters flirting, laps of the pool... this sounds like the sort of work I could get used to!! Where do I sign up??
I see my puns have been given the treatment, talent just not appreciated around here!
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By anyone in particular, or just by the universe in general?
(Being fucked by the universe in general makes for lousy porn.)
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I would have thought that a universal fuck would be rather interesting. Not one for being sucked into a black hole then, zuke?
(yes, yes, I'm kinda cringing at this myself, but fuck it - if this this kind of thought pops into my head, I'm damn well sharing the freak)
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By a Scottish midget in a technicolour swimsuit.
No, I didn't have to pay for it either!
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Hey nutcase.
I'm not really here. I've just loaded up on meds and fallen into bed.
How you doing?
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Hi! Did I hear someone call for an astrophysicist?
No? Sorry, my mistake.
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No? Sorry, my mistake.
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Sucked into a black hole? No. Sucked by a black hole? Hmmm... That would depend on who's black hole it was.
Midget. Didn't have to pay. Technicolour.
A wee free glee spree?
Hey nutcase.
I'm not really here. I've just loaded up on meds and fallen into bed.
How you doing?
So you're saying sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll? Sign me up!
Hi! Did I hear someone call for an astrophysicist?
No? Sorry, my mistake.
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The donkey is ill; he needs an asstrophysician.
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Damn, I love your drugs!
Hey nutcase.
I'm not really here. I've just loaded up on meds and fallen into bed.
How you doing?
If you're not really here, then should I be answering? If I answer, I'm talking to myself. If I don't, then the not-here-you will sulk.
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Hi! Did I hear someone call for an astrophysicist?
No? Sorry, my mistake.
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No, but you never know when you'll need an astrophysicist!
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Hi! Did I hear someone call for an astrophysicist?
No? Sorry, my mistake.
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Haha! I'm sure you may have some valuable opinion. Maybe not on black holes, but if you ramble enough I'm sure we can find something worthy of being impressed about
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A wee free glee spree? What the hell is that?
Damn, I love your drugs!
If you're not really here, then should I be answering? If I answer, I'm talking to myself. If I don't, then the not-here-you will sulk.
I don't sulk!
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I don't sulk!
Of course not, dear. But, just, pick your lip up before you trip on it. There, there.
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Eyyy! *high fives*
You're right! It's always worth taking one along just in case.
I was thinking of the tidal forces in the proximity of black holes which would cause one to get stretched out a bit on approach (technical term: "spaghettification"). That sort of sounds a bit naughty.Haha! I'm sure you may have some valuable opinion. Maybe not on black holes, but if you ramble enough I'm sure we can find something worthy of being impressed about
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Eyyy! *high fives*
You're right! It's always worth taking one along just in case.
I was thinking of the tidal forces in the proximity of black holes which would cause one to get stretched out a bit on approach (technical term: "spaghettification"). That sort of sounds a bit naughty.
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Fuck me. You got ALL the moves! I'm such a logophile! *swoon*
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Eyyy! *high fives*
You're right! It's always worth taking one along just in case.
I was thinking of the tidal forces in the proximity of black holes which would cause one to get stretched out a bit on approach (technical term: "spaghettification"). That sort of sounds a bit naughty.
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Amazon warrior princess falls for 'spaghettification'. Who'da thunk it?
I'm going to go get lunch.
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I was thinking of the tidal forces in the proximity of black holes which would cause one to get stretched out a bit on approach (technical term: "spaghettification"). That sort of sounds a bit naughty.
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Erm, no... it was "forces in holes which would cause one to get stretched"...
Whatcha eating? Fication of spaghetti?
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