TSCLT 8.0: Jesus Hates A Pussy

[SpeareChucker]

Litter bomb?

 

[bellisarius]

Devious little bastards.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Once you let the cat under the elbow,
the entire pride is about to walk all over you...

 

[bellisarius]

You notice they sent the good looking female to keep him distracted.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Sneaky little anarchists...

 

[JohnnySavage]

Raining today. It rained damned near every day this summer, then no rain at all in September. The golf course went from a swamp to like playing on concrete. With the bounce and run-out on the fairways this month, I've been hitting my driver 300 yards. Another few weeks and the greens will be covered in leaves and I'll put a broom in my bag.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Yesterday was a good day for dusting off the shotguns.


Now I need to get some more shells...

 

[JohnnySavage]

I haven't shot a shotgun in... probably 30 years. I have a few that I take out and clean once a year or so, just never shoot em.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Soon it will be time to shoot birds...





Got to be ready.

 

[bellisarius]

I need to get out and break some clay's as well. The range comped my 200 clay's for some work I did. Use it or lose it.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Small game (like fish) is too much like work. All that cleaning and storing and mess. I deer hunt (mostly because it's expected here) but a deer I can just drop off at the butcher shop and come back the next day and it will be cut and vacu-sealed.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I just buy a side of beef...

 

[bellisarius]

I wish the hell Green Eyes would come back to the forum. She had some awesome connections for beef.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I buy a beef at the annual county fair. I have it butchered and keep the brisket and some lean cuts to make jerky from, and maybe 20 pounds of burger. The rest I give away. I'm not a steak eater and would rather have a burger.

 

[JohnnySavage]

And if Allah grants me a deer, I keep the tenderloin and a lean roast for jerky, the rest I have made into burger and sausage.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I don't eat venison.


Nasty stuff which can only be tolerated as a chili...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Here to the jobsite. Le(a)d just pulled in. He had brekkies at the Awful Waffle, so he'll be grease-farting here in a bit.


Today is devoted to starting the district manager's list of grievances. Did I mention that she's cute? Her list, not so much, but there's nothing horrible on it, either.


I guess that the help will be wandering in soon enough.


May Allah grant a successful hunting season to all who hunt, especially those who choose to shoot Annoying People . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

Happy weasel hunting!


They make lousy stew...

 

[bellisarius]

They are preferable to porcupines though.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I'm happy to take your word on that.

I've never seen one of those in these here parts...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

When I went this particular route last time, there were lotsa dead 'dilloes littering the highway. I wonder if I'll be so entertained again.


Hit a shell, lose the bike. Hmmm, I reckon not.

 

[SpeareChucker]

We do have possum on the half-shell.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Eat a 'dillo, get a Biblical disease.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I wouldn't eat the shit.

Every once in a spring, one will get under the front porch
providing the dachshunds with a couple of days of entertainment.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah, me either. I don't need a dose of leprosy quite that badly.