Subtle Porno Dialogue in 10 words or less! (No pics, gifs, or memes)

[Trubbycat]

Would you like to help a young girl through college?

 

[VoraciousValue]

"I can't afford. To pay. For this pizza."

 

[Trubbycat]

Help! I’m stuck in this awkward position!

 

[barefootgirl69]

"I hired her to give us a massage."

 

[lg_65]

“You must be here to fix the cable”

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Your wife said I should give you a call."

 

[DirtyMarine]

I have leak in my kitchen. Can you check pipes?

 

[DirtyMarine]

"Your wife said I should give you a call."

I wondered how you my number.

 

[barefootgirl69]

All the seats are taken. Can I sit with you?

 

[DirtyMarine]

Can you come over and help me with my homework?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Let's go look through your mom's nightstand.

 

[DirtyMarine]

(Under the sink) “ Can you hand me a screwdriver?”

 

[barefootgirl69]

(Under the sink) “ Can you hand me a screwdriver?”

(I know what you're up to! You know I don't wear panties and want to look up my dress!)

*hands him the screwdriver*
You look a little dirty.

 

[GirlFur]

"Help me stepbrother!"

 

[DirtyMarine]

(Holds his open hand up)
Just squat down closer. I don’t think I can reach.

 

[GirlFur]

"I'm glad my son has a best friend like you "

 

[barefootgirl69]

(Holds his open hand up)
Just squat down closer. I don’t think I can reach.

I knew I called the right plumber!

 

[GirlFur]

"My boyfriend bought me lingerie for Christmas...wanna see?"

 

[DirtyMarine]

Be a good girl and hand me a wrench!

I knew I called the right plumber!

 

[lanceGibs]

"My boyfriend bought me lingerie for Christmas...wanna see?"

With just some fur showing!!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Be a good girl and hand me a wrench!

You're kinda bossy.

 

[GirlFur]

"My roommate thinks you're so hot..."

 

[lanceGibs]

Oo

"My roommate thinks you're so hot..."

Oozing oomph

 

[DirtyMarine]

You're kinda bossy.

This job is hard. Can you give me a hand?

 

[Tessinwales]

Oh it's Thursday, I forgot about the poolman