Pmann’s List of Adjectives You Don’t Want Used to Describe Your Genitals

[Lord Pmann]

So, a lot of cybersex goes on at this place. Or so I’ve heard. I mean, Lit is a place where writers and readers of smut come together (<— see what I did there?) and discuss our collection of penises and vaginas.

Now, there are certain words you NEVER want to hear described for your junk. These adjectives include, but are not limited to:

Interesting
Fascinating
Bewildering
Confusing
Unique
Itchy
Burning

Sometimes, there are words that work perfectly for one gender, but not the other. I mean, I once accidentally saw a picture of a vagina that garnered a reaction from me. I used the word “substantial” to describe it. It was, indeed, a substantial vagina. Very large. Memorable. But… that’s probably not a word you would want used to describe your lady parts. However, call my cock substantial and I’m on board.

So, let’s hear the words you would hate to hear used to describe your jibbly bits.

 

[alwaysaway]

I bet that was the last time your mum left her nudie pics lying around willy nilly!

To answer the question though, in alphabetical order, and definitely not exhaustive:

- angry
- big
- broad
- decayed
- floppy
- huge
- gigantic
- grotesque
- long
- low
- old
- strong
- substantial
- weird

ETA: watermelony

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude we need more of these bitch ass threads you know

 

[alwaysaway]

Curious
Awkward
Aged
Perplexing
Disturbing
Gaping
Wrinkled

There are so many!

Gaping made me laugh!

 

[Lady2020]

I've seen some beautiful cocks in my day. The most beautiful was a few weeks back. Gorgeous would apply as well.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I recently learned some people use “roast beef” to describe a less than desirable vagina. The things you learn from your Lit friends…

 

[alwaysaway]

I recently learned some people use “roast beef” to describe a less than desirable vagina. The things you learn from your Lit friends…

 

[Taegul]

That would go nice with some watermelon.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

*shudder*

 

[alwaysaway]

What the actual fuck? That’s a thing?

Let’s be thankful this is new information and we’ve not heard it before

 

[alwaysaway]

*shudder*

Maybe a new thread idea… food that resembles genitalia

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Maybe a new thread idea… food that resembles genitalia

 

[Girly_girl]

*** note to self, do not consume liquids while reading this thread, doing so could cause damage to electronics**

 

[Mrtenant]

That would go nice with some watermelon.

Mmmmm watermelon

 

[Lonelywife1205]

That would go nice with some watermelon.

Mmmmm watermelon

 

[Taegul]

Looks a little small to me.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Looks a little small to me.

Sorry, I was trying to find one that resembled yours.

(J/k I’ve never actually seen it)

 

[alwaysaway]

Looks a little small to me.

We are all waiting a comparison picture

 

[Lord Pmann]

I've seen some beautiful cocks in my day. The most beautiful was a few weeks back. Gorgeous would apply as well.

Has @alwaysaway been distributing my cock pics again?

 

[Lady2020]

Has @alwaysaway been distributing my cock pics again?

LOL I have no idea.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I recently learned some people use “roast beef” to describe a less than desirable vagina. The things you learn from your Lit friends…

I remember once watching an episode of what I think was Taxi Cab Confessions when I was just a pboy or maybe an early pteen. Well before I before pmann. Anyway, there was a gay guy on there explaining why he didn’t like pussy and why he was gay. He described a vagina he once saw as “rotting shredded beef”.

Also, add both rotting and shredded to the list.

 

[jordanp76]

“Distended”

 

[alwaysaway]

Has @alwaysaway been distributing my cock pics again?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I recently learned some people use “roast beef” to describe a less than desirable vagina. The things you learn from your Lit friends…

My SIL had a labiaplasty and called it "rehanging her beef curtains*.

Also - fuck that noise. Anyone who calls another vulva "roast beef" can suck a donkey dick

 

[aussiegeekygal]

sloppy
smelly
turgid