Lord Pmann
Lord
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So, a lot of cybersex goes on at this place. Or so I’ve heard. I mean, Lit is a place where writers and readers of smut come together (<— see what I did there?) and discuss our collection of penises and vaginas.
Now, there are certain words you NEVER want to hear described for your junk. These adjectives include, but are not limited to:
Interesting
Fascinating
Bewildering
Confusing
Unique
Itchy
Burning
Sometimes, there are words that work perfectly for one gender, but not the other. I mean, I once accidentally saw a picture of a vagina that garnered a reaction from me. I used the word “substantial” to describe it. It was, indeed, a substantial vagina. Very large. Memorable. But… that’s probably not a word you would want used to describe your lady parts. However, call my cock substantial and I’m on board.
So, let’s hear the words you would hate to hear used to describe your jibbly bits.
Now, there are certain words you NEVER want to hear described for your junk. These adjectives include, but are not limited to:
Interesting
Fascinating
Bewildering
Confusing
Unique
Itchy
Burning
Sometimes, there are words that work perfectly for one gender, but not the other. I mean, I once accidentally saw a picture of a vagina that garnered a reaction from me. I used the word “substantial” to describe it. It was, indeed, a substantial vagina. Very large. Memorable. But… that’s probably not a word you would want used to describe your lady parts. However, call my cock substantial and I’m on board.
So, let’s hear the words you would hate to hear used to describe your jibbly bits.