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I would rather be...

fucking.

seriously.

like... right NOW!

And I just got up, dressed, and am ready to leave for work.

Do I want to go to work? No.

I want to fuck.

I want to lick crotch and ass and plow my dick deep into either that will accept me... balls deep. Balls deep and hard. Like bed shaking hard. Like wake the fucking neighbors hard.


Pretty sure today is going to be one of those "you seem kinda angry" days at work.
 
You should skip work and stay home and fuck instead. You go running around with that attitude today and you're going to hurt someone. Scratch that...that would apply to most of your days and you're here and not locked up, so I'll assume you've managed to learn to live with hormone induced homicidal rage.
 
Sometimes...

when I am masturbating,
I will look down

and think...
 

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simply awesome.

isseii said:
You should skip work and stay home and fuck instead. You go running around with that attitude today and you're going to hurt someone. Scratch that...that would apply to most of your days and you're here and not locked up, so I'll assume you've managed to learn to live with hormone induced homicidal rage.
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If I were one to have a sig. line--this would be it.


love it.
so much so... you win my body for 3 hours should you find yourself in the area where I reside.
 
Vixxennn said:
And to think I actually noticed your scar. It was a feat to drawn my eyes away from... Other things.
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Eye for detail. A woman after my own heart. You also win my body for 3 hours. That is... if it's something you'd be interested in winning.

For the sake of being entertaining as well as provide you a brief window into my wedded life, I took that pic with my cell phone. it's actually just one of... 3 I think? maybe 4. Anyway... so I posted that one here. Prior to doing so I sent one to my wife at work with a more... tailored message.


Here's our exchange. Verbatim


Me: "Sometimes when I'm masturbating, I'll look down and think... This was in her ass...

Lady Y: "And I have no idea how that works."

Me: "Which is why it's worth it to further investigate."
 
y=mx+b said:
Eye for detail. A woman after my own heart. You also win my body for 3 hours. That is... if it's something you'd be interested in winning.
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3 hours? I'll take it. Although I would prefer at least a whole day. But who am I to be picky?

And yes... do further investigate with Mrs. Y.... and often. I like reaping those benefits that come in the form of details, ramblings, and general posts on this thread.
 
DeepRedLips said:
More of this please.
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I require your assistance.

I will repay you by doing my best to fulfill. Fuck it. I'm done mincing words with you. I want to feel my cock inside your body. Mostly because I think your hair would feel awesome against my naked flesh and I can think of no better way to feel it cascade over my shoulder than if I enveloped you with my arms, pulled your naked chest into my own with a slight-to-moderate-to-heavy crushing force, and thrust my cock up between your legs.

we can kiss too.
 
y=mx+b said:
I require your assistance.

I will repay you by doing my best to fulfill. Fuck it. I'm done mincing words with you. I want to feel my cock inside your body. Mostly because I think your hair would feel awesome against my naked flesh and I can think of no better way to feel it cascade over my shoulder than if I enveloped you with my arms, pulled your naked chest into my own with a slight-to-moderate-to-heavy crushing force, and thrust my cock up between your legs.

we can kiss too.
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I knew it. Such a fucking romantic.

But really, I would enjoy all of that. A couple of times. Let's make that all night. Or better yet, all weekend. Can the mrs. spare you?
 
When I find you...

and I will find you-

I will not fuck you.
Not with my body.
Not in the way you see in porno movies.
Or how your lover has fucked you.

I will fuck you
By touching you before I touch you.

You will feel it
My eyes will make you uncomfortable.
My approach will be heard by your crotch
Your breasts will feel my hands cup them with my voice.

I will say hello
I will tell you my name
And offer you my hand to shake
You will feel your palm press into mine
Our thumbs will hook into each other
My fingers will wrap around the back of your hand.
I will not let go.

You will be shorter than me
Your eyes will notice my chest
-my shoulders
-my eyes waiting for your eyes to meet them.

I will see into you
I will hold you there
Until you feel me fucking you

After I leave.
 
condoms

Hate them

Not having to use them is part of what makes being married awesome.
Having to use them is part of what makes sharing your wife not really worth the experience.


Particularly when you are the only one that has to use them because you've not been snipped.


Still fucking burns me. And burns me to no end if I think about it hard enough.

But here's the thing... when you blow your load into the mouth of a woman who's husband has been snipped for a number of years and her eyes go wide with the sudden realization that she's taking in a full potent load of semen... fuck.
 
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y=mx+b said:
and I will find you-

I will not fuck you.
Not with my body.
Not in the way you see in porno movies.
Or how your lover has fucked you.

I will fuck you
By touching you before I touch you.

You will feel it
My eyes will make you uncomfortable.
My approach will be heard by your crotch
Your breasts will feel my hands cup them with my voice.

I will say hello
I will tell you my name
And offer you my hand to shake
You will feel your palm press into mine
Our thumbs will hook into each other
My fingers will wrap around the back of your hand.
I will not let go.

You will be shorter than me
Your eyes will notice my chest
-my shoulders
-my eyes waiting for your eyes to meet them.

I will see into you
I will hold you there
Until you feel me fucking you

After I leave.
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I like this a lot.
 
y=mx+b said:
Hate them

Not having to use them is part of what makes being married awesome.
Having to use them is part of what makes sharing your wife not really worth the experience.


Particularly when you are the only one that has to use them because you've not been snipped.


Still fucking burns me. And burns me to no end if I think about it hard enough.

But here's the thing... when you blow your load into the mouth of a woman who's husband has been snipped for a number of years and her eyes go wide with the sudden realization that she's taking in a full potent load of semen... fuck.
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Mmmmmm you seem to live quite a charmed life sometimes.....


Imagines you doing the above....Fuck!
 
Ha!

'member a page or two back when that one chick asked me if I ever felt I walked into a party I wasn't invited to or some shit like that and I was like "yeah... every fucking day I woke up breathing air since the age of 14" and then I went off my rocker telling about how people now seem to like me for that very reason and invite me to their parties... or some mellow dramatic shit like that?

yeah... well I'm listening to Pandora and this song comes on that came on at one of those parties I was at... minding my own business watching the husbands of friends and strangers stare at my wife's tits trying not to wonder how they would feel in their hands or lubed up and surrounding their cocks when the hostess of this particular party saddles up next to me making sure her thigh falls into full contact with my thigh and says... "Handsome Boy Modeling School...isn't that where you graduated from?"

It was one of those moments. I could not not keep myself from laughing. It was so well played not to mention unexpected. Equally unexpected was her putting her arm around me seemingly happy to have made me laugh saying "I miss that."

Things got quiet between us after that.


It feels good to feel someone feel you.
 
y=mx+b said:
Hate them

Not having to use them is part of what makes being married awesome.
Having to use them is part of what makes sharing your wife not really worth the experience.

Particularly when you are the only one that has to use them because you've not been snipped.

Still fucking burns me. And burns me to no end if I think about it hard enough.

But here's the thing... when you blow your load into the mouth of a woman who's husband has been snipped for a number of years and her eyes go wide with the sudden realization that she's taking in a full potent load of semen... fuck.
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This post made me smile.

I agree condoms are a pain, but do you really think sharing your wife is not really worth the effort???

I've been on the receiving end of a few loads in similar circumstances. I can think of a whole list of reasons why my eyes might go wide with sudden realisation. Pretty sure the quality of the load is right down my list. ;)
 
y=mx+b said:
'member a page or two back when that one chick asked me if I ever felt I walked into a party I wasn't invited to or some shit like that and I was like "yeah... every fucking day I woke up breathing air since the age of 14" and then I went off my rocker telling about how people now seem to like me for that very reason and invite me to their parties... or some mellow dramatic shit like that?

yeah... well I'm listening to Pandora and this song comes on that came on at one of those parties I was at... minding my own business watching the husbands of friends and strangers stare at my wife's tits trying not to wonder how they would feel in their hands or lubed up and surrounding their cocks when the hostess of this particular party saddles up next to me making sure her thigh falls into full contact with my thigh and says... "Handsome Boy Modeling School...isn't that where you graduated from?"

It was one of those moments. I could not not keep myself from laughing. It was so well played not to mention unexpected. Equally unexpected was her putting her arm around me seemingly happy to have made me laugh saying "I miss that."

Things got quiet between us after that.


It feels good to feel someone feel you.
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1. Laughter and flirting are great together.
2. She is right. You are a handsome motherfucker.
3.Cool song. They are ok.
4. If I was at that party I would just be stealing glances at you. That band on your finger would mean I can look and lust but not touch....
 
y=mx+b said:
Sometimes being the operative word. Say nothing of the duration of actual time that takes place during those sometimeses
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Chuckles.
You are still charmed and charming.
I am sure you would have some decent stories for Playboy or Penthouse (I think I saw the latter in your profile pic ;) )
 
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