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And then when your ass is red raw
You still find you're asking for more
Desperate with need
And flogged til you bleed
 
And then when your ass is red raw
You still find you're asking for more
Desperate with need
And flogged til you bleed
It's so good even though it's so sore
 
If you'd like to prize open my thighs
Go ahead, you'll hear "ooohs!" and "oh my's"
The noise will cause a commotion.
 
If you'd like to prize open my thighs
Go ahead, you'll hear "ooohs!" and "oh my's"
The noise will cause a commotion.
Hey wait, I think I need some lotion (yeah, lame)
 
If you'd like to prize open my thighs
Go ahead, you'll hear "ooohs!" and "oh my's"
The noise will cause a commotion.
Hey wait, I think I need some lotion (yeah, lame)
then get ready for a big surprise!
 
Travelmate's AV looks sad
believe me but life ain't that bad
He's happier than he looks
wonder how many he spooks
 
Travelmate's AV looks sad
believe me but life ain't that bad
He's happier than he looks
wonder how many he spooks
If any, only a tad :)
 
Tonight while watching the game
The wife began to proclaim:
You know, what I'd like
is to be with a dyke
 
Tonight while watching the game
The wife began to proclaim:
"You know, what I'd like?
Our neighbour's cock, Mike."
 
Tonight while watching the game
The wife began to proclaim:
"You know, what I'd like?
Our neighbour's cock, Mike.
Cuz your cock seems pretty lame." :eek:

:D
 
Tonight while watching the game
The wife began to proclaim:
You know, what I'd like
is to be with a dyke
I'm sick of the same-old-same.

Tonight while watching the game
The wife began to proclaim:
"You know, what I'd like?
Our neighbour's cock, Mike.
It's a monster I'd love to tame."

Tonight while watching the game
I started to think of a dame
The one from college
I've stuck on my fridge
 
Tonight while watching the game
I started to think of a dame
The one from college
I've stuck on my fridge
Now, what the fuck was her name?
 
There once was a girl I knew
She was half Muslim, half Jew
Her cunt was amazing
 
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