Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[munch2much]

Burlusconi's cock squirts pure olive oil jizz

 

[weespanner]

Now, why do they call it Russian?
I think that deserves a discussion

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Burlusconi's cock squirts pure olive oil jizz
After champagne it pops with a fizz

 

[munch2much]

Now, why do they call it Russian?
I think that deserves a discussion
Not white but black

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Burlusconi's cock squirts pure olive oil jizz
After champagne it pops with a fizz
Splats you in the eye

 

[weespanner]

Now, why do they call it Russian?
I think that deserves a discussion
Not white but black
Just knock one back

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Burlusconi's cock squirts pure olive oil jizz
After champagne it pops with a fizz
Splats you in the eye
'Mamma mia!' you cry

 

[LoveToLurk]

Now, why do they call it Russian?
I think that deserves a discussion
Not white but black
Just knock one back
But don't fall, you'll get a concussion!

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Burlusconi's cock squirts pure olive oil jizz
After champagne it pops with a fizz
Splats you in the eye
'Mamma mia!' you cry
and lay back in bizarre bliss

 

[border_humper]

I decided to initiate this rhyme.

 

[LoveToLurk]

I decided to initiate this rhyme
To see if anyone would take the time

 

[border_humper]

I decided to initiate this rhyme
To see if anyone would take the time
A second, a moment

 

[Jett_73]

I decided to initiate this rhyme
To see if anyone would take the time
A second, a moment
Here in the convent

 

[travelmate2002]

I decided to initiate this rhyme
To see if anyone would take the time
A second, a moment
Here in the convent
to do me before bedtime

 

[Jett_73]

I decided to initiate this rhyme
To see if anyone would take the time
A second, a moment
Here in the convent
to do me before bedtime

A sweet nun gave me a wink

 

[travelmate2002]

A sweet nun gave me a wink
then sent me a porn link

 

[Jett_73]

A sweet nun gave me a wink
then sent me a porn link
'Fun Nun's Buns', well now!

 

[travelmate2002]

A sweet nun gave me a wink
then sent me a porn link
'Fun Nun's Buns', well now!
amazing 'Holy cow!'

 

[Jett_73]

A sweet nun gave me a wink
then sent me a porn link
'Fun Nun's Buns', well now!
amazing 'Holy cow!'
They're not as pure as you'd think.

 

[TomBoner]

Jett's surely going to hell ...

 

[weespanner]

Jett's surely going to hell ...
An Aussie barbie! That's swell!

 

[Cinner]

Jett's surely going to hell ...
In Germany, so I'm sure all is well!

 

[Jett_73]

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[TomBoner]

Jett's surely going to hell ...
An Aussie barbie! That's swell!
He'll swelter and sweat


Jett's surely going to hell ...
In Germany, so I'm sure all is well!
It won't take him long

 

[Cinner]

Jett's surely going to hell ...
An Aussie barbie! That's swell!
He'll swelter and sweat
And make the wife wet


Jett's surely going to hell ...
In Germany, so I'm sure all is well!
It won't take him long
To learn the new song

 

[Jett_73]

Jett's surely going to hell ...
An Aussie barbie! That's swell!
He'll swelter and sweat
Food's great you can bet


Jett's surely going to hell ...
In Germany, so I'm sure all is well!
It won't take him long
To chargrill his schlong

(did I write that? )

 

[TomBoner]

Jett's surely going to hell ...
An Aussie barbie! That's swell!
He'll swelter and sweat
And make the wife wet
Just before the devil clocks his bell

 

[Jett_73]

Jett's surely going to hell ...
An Aussie barbie! That's swell!
He'll swelter and sweat
And make the wife wet
Just before the devil clocks his bell

Jett's already 'down under'
Land of sand and thunder
It's hot that is true
So it's down with a few
'Til we're so pissed we chunder

Hey! Who edits this thread!
This Jett bunny is giving Aussies a bad rap.

 

[Cinner]

Jett bunny's not a bad rapper!