NeonSubtlety
I'm a guy. I promise.
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I feel like it’s a mistake to answer this question in anything but the positive. But, no.
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Deacon_Voss
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I sure hope so 
CleverCowardice
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Actually, I think it's common practice to respond in the negative, pulling a sexual Eeyore in the hopes someone, anyone really, will rush to compose a private message that provides a nice little ego boost by offering a few shallow compliments or, at the very least, a token assurance that the individual isn't nearly as unfuckable as they seem to believe. And it goes a little something like this...
No. Nobody wants to fuck me. There's not a woman here who'd throw me a fuck if I had the last dick on earth. Stapling their cunts shut would be preferable to fucking me. Most women never even knew there was such a thing as vaginal dry heaves until they met me. Sigh.
13Fantasies
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I haven’t met one yet. 
AnhedonicDementic
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Fuck me? Nope. Fuck with me, most certainly yes.
Nevyn_Black
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BS. You know better.
LostGirlTink
Adorkable weirdo
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Pretty sure there isn’t
Deacon_Voss
Literotica Guru
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womaneater58
Looking for friends.
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I wish she would identify herself to me.
AnhedonicDementic
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Londonguy69
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Haha!
I'm sure I am not the only one
As for myself, only one that I know of
AnhedonicDementic
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I'm sure I am not the only one
As for myself, only one that I know of
Is that me, or I count as second in line?
Now, I have one
Londonguy69
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Is that me, or I count as second in line?
Now, I have one
I am prepared to shuffle the line around a bit
hairball18
finding my way
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Is that me, or I count as second in line?
Now, I have one
You had better recount. There are many more than one
stu_gats_2000
aka MR Scruff
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no one on the list sign up sheet is blank
mnbreastluver
Hands On Approach
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Lol, that would be a no.
jeff_is_smiling
Flirtin' an' stalkin'
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There's been a recent change in the % chance - from 0.00% to 0.0000%.
jeff_is_smiling
Flirtin' an' stalkin'
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I could be tricked - easily...I am so, so very easy...
Pantyboy74
Flirty not Dirty.
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AnalCreampieGiver
Guest
I'm sure you have plenty of people here who lust after you
I mean, if myself of all people can have people who do then surely you do
lacandy
On the Naughty List
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Hey! That’s my line...
Don't be silly. You are totally fuckable.
You sweet talker you...
I'm sure you have plenty of people here who lust after you
I mean, if myself of all people can have people who do then surely you do
Yeah, no. True facts. I send them running in the opposite direction
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