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sweet_lusciousdesire · Apr 9, 2013

She got stuck behind Mulligan's Bar
Shins and knees planted in tar

Jett_73 · Apr 9, 2013

She got stuck behind Mulligan's Bar
Shins and knees planted in tar
Just wanted a drink

AbsintheFather · Apr 9, 2013

She got stuck behind Mulligan's Bar
Shins and knees planted in tar
Just wanted a drink
Ignoring her shrink

Hi Jett - good to see you around

Cymru6969 · Apr 9, 2013

She got stuck behind Mulligan's Bar
Shins and knees planted in tar
Just wanted a drink
Ignoring her shrink
Who told she'd be a porn star

Jett_73 · Apr 9, 2013

She got stuck behind Mulligan's Bar
Shins and knees planted in tar
Just wanted a drink
Ignoring her shrink
But just had to take it too far ...

Mouth open under the tap

AbsintheFather · Apr 9, 2013

Mouth open under the tap
She tried to impress her chap

weespanner · Apr 9, 2013

Mouth open under the tap
She tried to impress her chap
She stretched her lips wide

Cymru6969 · Apr 9, 2013

Mouth open under the tap
She tried to impress her chap
She stretched her lips wide
Sucking Fuller's Pride

weespanner · Apr 9, 2013

Mouth open under the tap
She tried to impress her chap
She stretched her lips wide
Sucking Fuller's Pride
But she spat it out 'cos it was crap

AbsintheFather · Apr 9, 2013

Mouth open under the tap
She tried to impress her chap
She stretched her lips wide
Sucking Fuller's Pride
From her chap, Fuller's, lap

AbsintheFather · Apr 9, 2013

Then she said pour me a yard

Lia Monde · Apr 10, 2013

Then she said pour me a yard
She was game, still it hit her hard

cliteatingman · Apr 10, 2013

She got stuck behind Mulligan's Bar
Shins and knees planted in tar
A cock in her mouth
And two further south

travelmate2002 · Apr 10, 2013

She got stuck behind Mulligan's Bar
Shins and knees planted in tar
A cock in her mouth
And two further south
any more and it would have been war.

Cymru6969 · Apr 10, 2013

Then she said pour me a yard
She was game, it hit her hard
When tipsy, she strips

travelmate2002 · Apr 10, 2013

Then she said pour me a yard
She was game, it hit her hard
When tipsy, she strips
then sways her hips

Cymru6969 · Apr 10, 2013

Then she said pour me a yard
She was game, it hit her hard
When tipsy, she strips
then sways her hips
Her hole was tough, but I parred

travelmate2002 · Apr 10, 2013

Then it finally did go right in

Cymru6969 · Apr 10, 2013

Then it finally did go right in
Knocked it stiff and hit the pin

travelmate2002 · Apr 10, 2013

Then it finally did go right in
Knocked it stiff and hit the pin
then the caddie was right

Jett_73 · Apr 10, 2013

Then it finally did go right in
Knocked it stiff and hit the pin
Then the caddie was right
What sheer delight

(we are talking about golf, aren't we?)

Cymru6969 · Apr 10, 2013

Then it finally did go right in
Knocked it stiff and hit the pin
then the caddie was right
He worked for Black Night

I think so, Jett!

Scrubber · Apr 10, 2013

Then it finally did go right in
Knocked it stiff and hit the pin
Then the caddie was right
What sheer delight
Let's hit the 19th for some gin.

sweet_lusciousdesire · Apr 10, 2013

Her favorite number is sixty nine

walkawayrenee · Apr 10, 2013

Her favorite number is sixty nine
Good for making her moan and whine

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