What's He or She Saying?

[LizVegas79]

"Come on. I've seen how you look at me. Plus, it's not really cheating if I think you're my husband."

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

So THIS is what she meant when she said she wanted to play, "hide and seek!"

 

[LizVegas79]

"So ... if I'm going to be the listing agent for this property, don't you think I should have a
full and complete understanding of how all this equipment works? Care to, umm, show me?"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

"You definitely gave your man cave a different look. Not one tv or lazy boy here"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

"I don't want to work. I just want to bang on my drum all day...."

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

"I loveeeee this fucking song.....mmmmmm"

 

[LizVegas79]

"Oh really? You guys are musicians? I've always had a thing for musicians."

 

[DarkRefuge]

"Oh really? You guys are musicians? I've always had a thing for musicians."

That will be the sweetest music to those guys' ears

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

"Oh really? You guys are musicians? I've always had a thing for musicians."

And I've always had a thing for married doctors. Let me show you something I've been working on...."

 

[LizVegas79]

And I've always had a thing for married doctors. Let me show you something I've been working on...."

"You know ... some people say a woman's body,
especially a married woman doctor's body,
can be played just like a musical instrument."

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

"You know ... some people say a woman's body,
especially a married woman doctor's body,
can be played just like a musical instrument."

"With an instrument like you I'm not sure if I should strum, bow, stroke, pluck, or blow.... I'm thinking all of the above. "

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

Lizzie's hubby off screen....,
"Sure Lizzie, we can afford it but we might have to cut back on the shoe purchases for a bit."

 

[LizVegas79]

Lizzie's hubby off screen....,
"Sure Lizzie, we can afford it but we might have to cut back on the shoe purchases for a bit."

"I'm sorry, honey. What did you say? You never ever want to have sex again?"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

"I'm sorry, honey. What did you say? You never ever want to have sex again?"

LMAO

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn03.**********/uploads/photos/2019/02/48425/bdsmlr-48425-HEU1enriK1.gif

"Happy Valentine's Day, sweetie. I can tell you like what I got you,
but I still want you to prove it all over her back, okay?"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://cdn03.**********/uploads/photos/2019/02/48425/bdsmlr-48425-HEU1enriK1.gif

"Happy Valentine's Day, sweetie. I can tell you like what I got you,
but I still want you to prove it all over her back, okay?"

"What are you talking about honey? I got her for YOU for Valentines Day.... Wait. Who's at the door?"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/8e2750fd107dde3bc3930e3dadf9550d/tumblr_ntj20dgjxB1u19nrto1_1280.jpg


(person in wheelchair)

"That guy over there just told me I have great tits. Should I flash him?"

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

Cat Speaking

"So you guys want to see pussy? You fuckers better tip me!"

 

[LizVegas79]

(whispering to herself): "Dammit. His friends only cheer like that when my stupid husband
loses me in another poker game. Oh well. It's no use complaining. They'll be up here any second."

 

[peekingone]

Do you think we should have invited Liz?


https://66.media.tumblr.com/ae6d9e114a3b40fef071ae034dce86ab/tumblr_ouvsa05cF21wt7t88o1_500.gif

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

Do you think we should have invited Liz?


https://66.media.tumblr.com/ae6d9e114a3b40fef071ae034dce86ab/tumblr_ouvsa05cF21wt7t88o1_500.gif

"Lizzie! Put the camera down and join us!!!!"

 

[BenDover4]

Sis, can you take over for me... I need to watch that How-to video again...

 

[lovetporoleplay1]

https://i.imgur.com/xcxaNyj.gifv

"According to Dr Liz you have to get it really wet before attempting to deep throat and if you really want to get him off.....OMG. Move. Let me try. ...... Dr Liz says to turn the cam on so she can chart our progress. Look at this, she makes house calls too!"

 

[BenDover4]

(Housekeeper on left)
Screw this up again & you'll get deported for sure & be stuck there for the rest of
your life after that Bozo builds his wall.

But if you go in there right now & do what needs to be done, I guarantee you'll be able to stay.

How to do think I got my green card ??

 

[Guyblue82]

(whispering to herself): "Dammit. His friends only cheer like that when my stupid husband
loses me in another poker game. Oh well. It's no use complaining. They'll be up here any second."

He yelled " floor is lava!"