Movie lines you use in everyday life

[ydahecnot]

For me (I am sure I will remember more):

--"Lighten up, Francis." (Stripes)
--"You went full douchebag. Never go full douchebag." (Pineapple Express, I think)
--"You have my gratitude." (Kentucky Fried Movie)

For you?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

“Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?” - Caddyshack

 

[Katie_80]

"As if." - Clueless

 

[curvyangel1969]

-We're going to need a bigger boat (JAWS)

-Strange things are afoot at the Circle K (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)

 

[Sonofquest]

So you're saying there's a chance ~ Dumb and Dumber

 

[BradBigBrain]

"So...I got that going for me...which is nice." ~ Bill Murray in Caddyshack
"We both love soup..." ~ Jennifer Coolidge in Best in Show
"You fucked up...you trusted us..." ~ Tim Matheson in Animal House
"Don't piss down my leg and tell me it's raining." John Vernon in Outlaw Josey Wales

 

[done_got_old]

One my favs when I was teaching.

Go ahead, make my day.

 

[ydahecnot]

From Austin Powers

--"Oh, behave."
--"That's not my bag, baby."

 

[newbiebabe]

I've used "You're killing me Smalls" several times lately.

*The Sandlot

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

When the baristas ask me if I want room for cream, I tell them "no, no that's for tourists."

From Man with Two Brains.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

“Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?” - Caddyshack

"Now I know why tigers eat their young"

 

[ydahecnot]

From Animal House

--"We're willing to trade looks for a certain...morally casual attitude."
--"It's gotta work better than the truth."

 

[frustratedthoughts]

I've used "You're killing me Smalls" several times lately.

*The Sandlot

Me too...at least daily! Also, "Inconceivable!" -- The Princess Bride

 

[yossi]

--"You went full retard. Never go full retard." (Pineapple Express, I think)

Tropic Thunder. Robert Downey jr was hilarious in it.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

From Animal House

--"We're willing to trade looks for a certain...morally casual attitude."
--"It's gotta work better than the truth."

I've looked at a number of people and turned to the person I was with and said "Seven years of college down the drain".

 

[DarkSimian]

I use variations of the "I guess I picked the wrong week to quit (blank)." from Airplane.

 

[beachbaby179]

"What a fucking nightmare." -Mona Lisa Vito from My Cousin Vinny. The all purpose quote.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

"What a fucking nightmare." -Mona Lisa Vito from My Cousin Vinny. The all purpose quote.

But it must be delivered with the nasally Long Island accent she had. And "My biological time clock is ticking" must be delivered with the accent, and foot stomp.

 

[ydahecnot]

Tropic Thunder. Robert Downey jr was hilarious in it.

Yeah, I remembered that but wasn't back on in time to correct it. Thanks.

 

[beachbaby179]

But it must be delivered with the nasally Long Island accent she had. And "My biological time clock is ticking" must be delivered with the accent, and foot stomp.

It's where I grew up. I can do a nasal Lawn-guy-land like you wouldn't believe.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Get up. Move faster! ~ Morgan Freeman in Robin Hood

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch. ~ Meg Ryan in French Kiss

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

These mashed potatoes are so creamy! ~ Micole Mercurio in While You Were Sleeping

 

[ydahecnot]

What movies are those from?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Happy - smile. Sad - frown.

Use the corresponding face for the corresponding emotion!!

~ Meg Ryan in French Kiss