Movie lines you use in everyday life

[AbsintheFather]

You use that one in everyday life? Classy...

Just used it at breakfast recently

 

[DarkSimian]

"I'm getting too old for this shit." Roger Murtaugh, all 4 Lethal Weapon movies

"I've seen shit that would turn you white." Winston Zeddmore, Ghostbusters

 

[ViciousTease]

"-Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself." Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?" Ferris Bueller (substituting school for work or whatever is appropriate)

 

[DarkSimian]

"Take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." Ellen Ripley, Aliens

This is my answer to ALL problems. I even have a shirt that says it

 

[emsway]

I use variations of the "I guess I picked the wrong week to quit (blank)." from Airplane.

And of course, "I'm your Huckleberry." Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday *swoon*

Me too!

From Dazed and Confused:

"You just gotta keep livin man, L-I-V-I-N."

"Dominant male monkey motherfucker."

"Alright, alright, alright.


From Fast Times at Ridgemont High:

"I come here for the strudel."

"If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?"


From Ghostbusters:

"Dogs and cats living together."

"I am the gatekeeper."

"I am the Key master."


From Bob's Burgers:

"I may or may not have tried crack last night." I substitute "tried crack last night" with various things.

 

[ViciousTease]

Gremlins:

"Bright light! Bright light!"
"Never feed them after midnight."

 

[SeanBurns1975]

"I'll be back."

 

[emsway]

I do variations of this quote from The Jerk. A much more pared down version.

"And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need."

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

Why don't ya come up and see me some time?

 

[hotoldrguy]

"hasta la vista,baby" Terminator 2
"I'll be Back"

"you talkin' to me" Taxidriver

"I amuse you..like a fuckin' clown?" Goodfellows

"Everything is going to be all right and afterwards we'll go to the House of Pancakes" Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman

"Sometimes you just have to say What the Fuck" Risky Business

 

[thedeepestsigh]

And the hits just keep on coming, few good men

 

[DarkSimian]

I do variations of this quote from The Jerk. A much more pared down version.

"And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need."

I love The Jerk, and I love you more for your love of it

 

[Sundayschild]

'Son of a bitch must pay...'

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

'You can't handle the Honey!' ~ Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men

 

[hairball18]

The shitters full. Christmas vacation.

 

[beachbaby179]

'You can't handle the Honey!' ~ Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men

Times like this, Lit needs a like button.

 

[twisteroo]

"Well I can change that in a hurry." Ronald Reagan - The Killers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af0Yei2sAbE

 

[frustratedthoughts]

Why are you so obsessed with me? - Mean Girls (usually when I answer the phone at work when a coworker is calling)

Hate, hate, hate, double hate, loathe entirely - The Grinch

Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'. - Men in Black

 

[jburton042]

A co-worker of mine is named Donny. Many opportunities for The Big Lebowski quotes.

"Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulanov."

"Donny, you're out of your element!"

He didn't know the reference, at first. I asked him to watch the movie. I knew he had once he started saying, "I am the walrus." every time he walks past my office.


And the slightly misquoted:
Donny: "Am I wrong?"
Me: "You're not wrong."
Donny: "Am I wrong?"
Me: "You're not wrong, Donny. You're just an asshole."
Donny: "Well okay then."

 

[pfflyerhot]

"Relax. Have a fuckin' cream soda or something..."
Jimmie Serrano (Dennis Farina) in Midnight Express

 

[ashesatwork]

You are killin me smalls.

 

[Glorygirl78]

"You just keep thinkin' Butch. That's what you're good at."

 

[13Fantasies]

"Can no one shut this chattering monkey up?" SURF NINJAS

 

[ydahecnot]

"I don't want you to die for your country. I want the other motherfuckers to die for their country." (Patton)

 

[lacandy]

"Zig zags" - Dazed and Confused (this is usually when I am running into a store)