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[Love_Is_Blonde]

How did I not know about this thread?

Welcome

 

[Apisto42]

“hey @velona … how much do you like dick? Okay that’s what I’m gonna put too”

So are we talking “…sucked 37 dicks…” amount of like?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pop Quiz!
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Don’t worry, you don’t have to study for this one. Everybody likes a sex quiz and I found one that wasn’t one I’ve seen before, so I thought I’d share.

Sex Quiz

It tests 8 different areas and then gives you a graph that shows where you are on each spectrum of answers.

Do you agree with the findings?
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Not enough questions and I had one be repeated. But this probably tracks anyway.

 

[Susurration]

Here is my result:


Some of it is accurate, some of it is curious, and some of it is enigmatic. The last of these three adjectives is probably an apt word to describe me to be honest.

 

[SimonSex]

Here is my result:
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Some of it is accurate, some of it is curious, and some of it is enigmatic. The last of these three adjectives is probably an apt word to describe me to be honest.

Inexact, for sure.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

But why?
Why is there a doorknob to nowhere on my hotel wall? Is this some quirky decorative trend? I’ve never seen this before.

 

[SimonSex]

Led Zeppelin first attempt. Perhaps it leads to a stairway.

 

[Endless_Night]

But why?
Why is there a doorknob to nowhere on my hotel wall? Is this some quirky decorative trend? I’ve never seen this before.

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Doorway from Mundania into Xanth?

 

[SunBuns]

But why?
Why is there a doorknob to nowhere on my hotel wall? Is this some quirky decorative trend? I’ve never seen this before.

very odd- maybe a hook to hang bags/jackets? Curious if all the rooms have it

…it’s been a busy week - I just got caught up on the pop quiz thread. Hope it’s alright I post mine.


I think it’s pretty accurate. I’m most attracted to feminine beauty, but will admit men can be sexy too. I often think about sex or sexy situations- and what is sexy and erotic to me can be a wide spectrum of things.
I’ll say that as I’ve matured, I discover more things that turn me on

 

[Endless_Night]

ETA—I’m also not 39% into guys!

So what, 45%?

 

[hotwords229_A]

But why?
Why is there a doorknob to nowhere on my hotel wall? Is this some quirky decorative trend? I’ve never seen this before.

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Have you peeped in the keyhole? Have you checked that others are not peeping back?

 

[hotwords229_A]

So what, 45%?

I have no clever response to this.

Well played.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Have you peeped in the keyhole? Have you checked that others are not peeping back?

Yikes!

 

[EvaLane]

But why?
Why is there a doorknob to nowhere on my hotel wall?

Oh wow I actually know the answer for this!

In the late 90s/early 2000s, some mid-range hotels in North America were trying to cater to the growing “pet-friendly” travel trend.

They didn’t yet have kennels or in-room crates, so they put what they called “courtesy tethers” (basically fake knobs or short posts near the doorframe). Guests who needed accommodations were told they could clip or tie the leash there inside the room if they had to step out briefly.

It seemed harmless at first, but staff started reporting problems: startled pets bolting out the door during housekeeping, little paws getting injured, or guests coming back to find their very frazzled friend. It was a liability nightmare and the practice quietly faded out by 2010.

So if you see a random doorknob or hook in an older pet friendly hotel, that’s probably what it’s from. Even cat-people were writing letters about it at the time
this is satire

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Oh wow I actually know the answer for this!

In the late 90s/early 2000s, some mid-range hotels in North America were trying to cater to the growing “pet-friendly” travel trend.
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They didn’t yet have kennels or in-room crates, so they put what they called “courtesy tethers” (basically fake knobs or short posts near the doorframe). Guests who needed accommodations were told they could clip or tie the leash there inside the room if they had to step out briefly.

It seemed harmless at first, but staff started reporting problems: startled pets bolting out the door during housekeeping, little paws getting injured, or guests coming back to find their very frazzled friend. It was a liability nightmare and the practice quietly faded out by 2010.

So if you see a random doorknob or hook in an older pet friendly hotel, that’s probably what it’s from. Even cat-people were writing letters about it at the time
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[Love_Is_Blonde]

Oh wow I actually know the answer for this!

In the late 90s/early 2000s, some mid-range hotels in North America were trying to cater to the growing “pet-friendly” travel trend.
View attachment 2567564
They didn’t yet have kennels or in-room crates, so they put what they called “courtesy tethers” (basically fake knobs or short posts near the doorframe). Guests who needed accommodations were told they could clip or tie the leash there inside the room if they had to step out briefly.

It seemed harmless at first, but staff started reporting problems: startled pets bolting out the door during housekeeping, little paws getting injured, or guests coming back to find their very frazzled friend. It was a liability nightmare and the practice quietly faded out by 2010.

So if you see a random doorknob or hook in an older pet friendly hotel, that’s probably what it’s from. Even cat-people were writing letters about it at the time
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this is satire

Ok first of all, you look amazing

Secondly, wow! I did not know that and that makes total sense. Next time, my German shepherd is coming on this trip with me.

 

[EvaLane]

Ok first of all, you look amazing

Secondly, wow! I did not know that and that makes total sense. Next time, my German shepherd is coming on this trip with me.

Oh lol not me! But this was woof

And this was satire lol I really do miss writing

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Oh lol not me! But this was woof

And this was satire lol I really do miss writing

Oh! I thought that was you!!

Well HERE you look even MORE AMAZING than whomever that other amazing looking person is!

 

[R20232000]

Oh lol not me! But this was woof

And this was satire lol I really do miss writing

Wow

 

[Endless_Night]

And this was satire lol I really do miss writing

Oh!!!

I totally took you literally and was amazed that pet girls had gone so mainstream that some hotels were catering to that crowd.


I'm such an idiot. A very literal idiot.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh lol not me! But this was woof

And this was satire lol I really do miss writing

I believed it too!
Not that it was pet humans, but actual pets.
You got us good.
Now I’m back to my keyhole theory, it’s definitely a sex thing, that’s for sure!

 

[Endless_Night]

I believed it too!
Not that it was pet humans, but actual pets.
You got us good.
Now I’m back to my keyhole theory, it’s definitely a sex thing, that’s for sure!

Oh. Wait. You're saying it wasn't for actual pets?!?!

I. Am. So. Confused.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Doorway from Mundania into Xanth?

Omg…I haven’t thought about those books in years. They did not hold up well in my last attempt to reread some. But they hold a nice little shelf in my memory.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh lol not me! But this was woof

And this was satire lol I really do miss writing

Tbh, of the sex things you could have speculated it was for, this is probably the least concerning.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

@EvaLane it IS true bc that is how I’m going to use a random doorknob in a hotel if I ever come across one again.

But yes, you got me good too!

@hotwords229_A I have not seen anyone peeking back at me yet, thankfully, but I may have hung a towel on it juuuuust in case.