Movie lines you use in everyday life

"Negative ghost rider, the pattern is full." Top Gun
"Avacado!" Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
"You're a shenaniganizer, Flint Lockwood!" also Cloudy ... Meatballs
"Girls are the Debil." Waterboy
"You can DO it." Waterboy
 
"This town needs an enema!" Batman

(Though it's usually changed to, "This family needs an enema!")
 
"Ain't gonna be able to do it."
"What's a Shaw?" Crap, can't think of the name of the movie these came from. Martin Lawrence plays the bear and Ashton Kutcher is a buck with a broken antler.

"Holey rusted metal, Batman!" from the Batman movie that had Robin in it. I'm 0/2 for movie titles on this post.

ETA: The bear/buck movie was Open Season.
 
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"You'll do as I say!" when I am layin' down the law. ;)
Mr. Sir in "Holes"

"My name is Inigo Montoya..." any time I'm asked my name and I can get away with it.
"Princess Bride"

"I'm Sooooo tie-uhd...." when I'm exhausted.
sung like it is in "Blazing Saddles"

"... take me to bed or lose me forever!"
Top Gun

"Slider," *sniff* "you stink" when the mister has been outside working.
Top Gun

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner!" when I am NOT sitting at that seat for dinner. hate the corner. :mad:
Dirty Dancing

"There's no crying in baseball!" but substituting whatever the current activity is in place of baseball when someone is whining too much.
League of Their Own

"If I only had a brain," sung like in the voice of the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz when I do something stupid. a very rare occasion though. *crossed fingers hidden behind back, hoping he forecast doesn't call for lightning.* lol
 
"We weren't even in aisle (wherever I am)" - Michael Keaton in Mr. Mom

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" - Clerks

"Whatch you doin?" - Joey in Friends (not a movie, but still...)

"Have you ever thought about having your own talk show?" - Mallrats (we ask my boy this almost daily - his reply is always "yeah, of course" )


Now I'll be paying more attention, because I'm pretty sure my whole life is me just quoting movies - just can't think of them all right now.
 
"There was this one time ... at band camp ...," from American Pie.

"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me" Big Fat Greek Wedding

"Boy, I'd like to throw some hot grease on you" The Nutty Professor

"You'll walk over here, but you're limping back." The Nutty Professor

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!" Seinfeld (not a movie, but used often)
 
"Put some Windex on it." My Big Fat Greek Wedding

"You had me at hello" and "Show me the money!" Jerry McGuire

"What for, there's only three little ones?" Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

"When I drink water, I drink water. When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey." The Quiet Man
 
"Use the Force, Luke. Force it in there like I showed you with them puppets in the basement. But don't tell anybody, or you'll get in trouble." Family Guy~ Blue Harvest, their Star Wars parody. I also deliver it in the old man voice of Herbert.
 
"Praise Jeebus!" The Simpsons Movie

"I wanna get wasted! I wanna get chocolate wasted!" Grown ups
 
The details of my life are quite inconsequential

Dr. Evil . . .


I'm not drinking any fucking Merlot.

Miles, Paul Giamati, Sideways
 
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