Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

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You forgot when @Indie and I moved on to your shower? Oh wait, we must've forgot to let you out of the car. Sorry

Oof. Tough break, dude.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What future tech gadget would you most look forward to…

* a recording device that you wear in your brain and you can immediately rewind and replay parts of your life / day

* a memory eraser that completely removes section of your memories you don’t want to recall anymore

* a dream recorder which would allow you to replay your dreams

Could the first option be tampered with at all? If not, it could be incredibly useful in proving innocence in court, but…if it’s something that others can force a person to replay, it would definitely be abused…

yep could do the same with a male...just sayin

Sure, but the male would have to shave. No one wants to pick chocolate-covered hairs out of their teeth!

My phone is in my pants.

Now where are my pants?

#TeamNoPants!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

growing up, I watched all of the Twilight Zones, Outer Limits, Night Gallery, Ray Bradbury Theater, Tales From the Crypt and I am sure more. LOL Given my memory, I am not sure which ones I watched growing up and which I watched when I was grown up

I maintain that one of the biggest betrayals of the streaming era is that you can’t get HBO’s Tales from the Crypt on their service. Utter bullshit.

I remember having to pick between Tales from the Crypt vs In Living Color on Sunday(?) nights as a kid. It was a tough choice and I know so missed so much good stuff either way

I just finished Deam Scenario.

What did you think? It’s on my list but you know, it’s a long list.

It was very good. I thought I was watching a Cohen brothers movie... but not quite as funny.

It made me think about how I feel about actors after movies or television shows, and if they were especially creepy in that role, how it is very hard to see them in something else.

I was expecting a weird Nicholas Cage movie, and it was, but I wasn’t expecting how dark it would get. I wanted to like it more than I did

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I have a strong distaste for Nicolas Cage. He makes everything he's in worse.

 

[Lmizzler]

I

You forgot when @Indie and I moved on to your shower? Oh wait, we must've forgot to let you out of the car. Sorry

Ummm, but for real, I’m starting to get hungry in here. I already ate the leftover goldfish under the seat.
And I established a pee corner cause I couldn’t hold it any more.

You could have at least flashed me before you headed off without me!

 

[lavendersilk]

I have a strong distaste for Nicolas Cage. He makes everything he's in worse.

Even in this?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Even in this?

I won't watch it.
I'm still mad at 1996 for giving him an Oscar.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Unfortunately, the radio show that comes from, "A Prairie Home Companion," has been off the air for about 8 years now.

I liked the Simpsons' version: "Badger Falls. Where the men are pink-cheeked, the women are robust, and the children are pink-cheeked and robust."

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I remember having to pick between Tales from the Crypt vs In Living Color on Sunday(?) nights as a kid. It was a tough choice and I know so missed so much good stuff either way






I was expecting a weird Nicholas Cage movie, and it was, but I wasn’t expecting how dark it would get. I wanted to like it more than I did

Nicholas Cage has the highest risk/reward ratio of any actor in Hollywood. When he’s dialed in, he’s fucking fantastic, and he’s got some very good taste in picking projects, when he wants to, but it’s so hard to tell if you’re getting that Nic or the “I just want some $” Nic.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Pet peeves -

People who don't know how stop signs work

Oh. I missed that.

Stop. Completely. Then (and here's the part that escapes many...) TAKE THE RIGHT OF WAY. It doesn't work if everyone just tries to be polite and let other people go first. If it's your turn, floor it!

Okay, but like…California rolling stop has been working well enough for us for decades. Imagine the chaos of California drivers suddenly made full stops?!

It is very annoying to pronounce. Stupid Greeks.
Why couldn't they call it what it is? A Landtaint.

Speaking of annoying to pronounce? Who is the asshole who named the word “lisp”? People who actually have a lisp can’t pronounce it and it just seems cruel to them

 

[UnquietDreams]

The men in Lake Wobegon are handsome as fuck.

Did some time as a bachelor farmer, did ya?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Bologna is more like a big, sliced hot dog

Exactly. But I will say, there is a Russian deli out here who makes their own, and it is kind of fantastic.

 

[devilsanus]

Even in this?

What about "Bad Lieutenant; Port Of Call?"

That is batshit crazy in the best of ways.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Bologna is more like a big, sliced hot dog

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[UnquietDreams]

*smiles in swede*

I did my taxes last week. I got a text saying "your taxes are ready. log in to the app and check if they're correct."
I logged on, looked at the half-page of text, clicked the "okay" button, and now I'm due $2k in returns come May.
All in all a 1 minute affair.

Yes this is totally and 100% a brag post about my awesome country, and not helpful in any way.

Oh, no, it is awesome. The only reason we have to go through this crap is the tax prep software companies dump money in so that we have to. It easily could go the way they do it in Sweden for 97% of the population.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning/day fuckers

Good morning, sweetheart! Have a great one!

 

[Dubinsky]

Okay, but like…California rolling stop has been working well enough for us for decades. Imagine the chaos of California drivers suddenly made full stops?!

True story: I got my very first ticket for doing a California stop. In California. Like a couple weeks after I got my license. So I've never used them since then.

And if anyone tries to roll through a stop sign during my right of way? Nuh-uh. I take my right of way and then pass through the intersection slowly enough to punish them for their insolence. I don't yield.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What did I miss today in here?

I'm waiting for kitty to post and then I can tell you. Lol

She will do a 10 hour catchup.

I've been in and out all day so I'm not sure. We talked about pet peeves a while ago...

Grrrrrrrr.

...stoplights...

LOL I was busy, okay? Haha I adore you guys, but if I have to choose between shenanigans or sexting, playing with toys and sending my honey multiple audio clips…welp, just be glad I’m back here catching up before passing the fuck out

Hop in, Amanda. I'll make some room inside for ya!

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What kind of candy is it? I need to know if it's worth risking my life over.

If it's Reese's peanut butter cups? Go for it.

Don’t do it, Amanda! Hold out for the van with free candy AND puppies and Pokémon cards. You’re worth it!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have a strong distaste for Nicolas Cage. He makes everything he's in worse.

I loved his early work. Valley Girl was, and still is, one of my favorite takes on Romeo and Juliet, and the cast is brilliant. It was Cage's first lead. Racing with the Moon, which Cage and Sean Penn, was solid. Birdy. Moonstruck. Wild at Heart. Guarding Tess.

Raising Arizona. Cage's performance made that film, one of the greatest comedies in American cinema.

Now when he just started playing "Nic Cage goes batshit on your script," I was less a fan and agree with you completely.

 

[Bry1313]

Was @Bry1313 in your dream?

I was bringing him the cutest onesie set for a 15lb-20lb toddler

 

[UnquietDreams]

LOL I was busy, okay? Haha I adore you guys, but if I have to choose between shenanigans or sexting, playing with toys and sending my honey multiple audio clips…welp, just be glad I’m back here catching up before passing the fuck out






Don’t do it, Amanda! Hold out for the van with free candy AND puppies and Pokémon cards. You’re worth it!
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[lavendersilk]

I loved his early work. Valley Girl was, and still is, one of my favorite takes on Romeo and Juliet, and the cast is brilliant. It was Cage's first lead. Racing with the Moon, which Cage and Sean Penn, was solid. Birdy. Moonstruck. Wild at Heart. Guarding Tess.

Raising Arizona. Cage's performance made that film, one of the greatest comedies in American cinema.

Now when he just started playing "Nic Cage goes batshit on your script," I was less a fan and agree with you completely.

Moonstruck is perfection.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ummm, but for real, I’m starting to get hungry in here. I already ate the leftover goldfish under the seat.
And I established a pee corner cause I couldn’t hold it any more.

You could have at least flashed me before you headed off without me!

It better not be my car you peed in

And you know you can just use the handle and get out, right???

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Gravity just hit my eyelids extra strong. I think it's time to collapse. Nighty-night, pervs! Don't all go getting each other pregnant while I'm asleep.

Ok Shenanigang, I’m off to bed too.
If you do end up trying to get each other pregnant, have fun, and maybe send a story or two to my box.
Sweet dreams and sticky fingers!

Wait…are we or aren’t we have a group breeding session today? Make up your mind, guys! This smooth little kitty isn’t going to last forever…

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have a strong distaste for Nicolas Cage. He makes everything he's in worse.

Wasn't he in tremors... Wait. No just kidding!