Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

This person was arguing to their SO about retirement plans.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I thought maybe me… but if I was in there it would definitely be sexy

Almost invariably.

 

[dawn_of_night]

No.

Bologna. Friend.
Pickles and ketchup.
No mayo....
Add lettuce if your feeling fancy....
I make those cookies that @__Nathan1968 's wife never makes him....
For you and anyone else who wants some...

 

[__Nathan1968]

Homewreckers?

Put them on and you’ll get far more than $2.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This person was arguing to their SO about retirement plans.

You calling me old?

 

[crazychemgirl]

You calling me old?

Yes

 

[crazychemgirl]

This person was arguing to their SO about retirement plans.

At a baby shower?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Do you dream about me too

OMG.... That's where babies come from ...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Are you asking me to put clothes on....

Put them on and you’ll get far more than $2.

That's disappointing....

 

[crazychemgirl]

My dreams are always unhinged nonsense … I wish I could record my brain and re-play it the next day.

 

[BrendaBear]

I mean, don’t get me wrong … selling panties is a worthwhile endeavour that I’m jealous I didn’t think to capitalize on when I was young and hot …

Excuse me??? You are still young and hot!!!!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/wv0Qn9WC8ukAAAAC/sassy-fire.gif

Do not even THINK of giving us that "not gonna give credit to ChemGirl hotness" BS!!!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/aXvnC9kTXUYAAAAC/ekin-su-love-island.gif

 

[lavendersilk]

At a baby shower?

*nods*

I don't know why my brain does what it does.

I don't know who the baby shower was for. Not the Litster, btw.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

This person was arguing to their SO about retirement plans.

Well, that leaves me out. I have no retirement plans.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Are you asking me to put clothes on....

That's disappointing....

Don’t be disappointed with me. I don’t invent people’s kinks.

 

[UnquietDreams]

My dreams are always unhinged nonsense … I wish I could record my brain and re-play it the next day.

Some of mine are as well, some are not. And I can sometimes lucid dream a bit. Thus the one with making pancakes for a Litster the other day held together quite a bit. Until it didn't.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What future tech gadget would you most look forward to…

* a recording device that you wear in your brain and you can immediately rewind and replay parts of your life / day

* a memory eraser that completely removes section of your memories you don’t want to recall anymore

* a dream recorder which would allow you to replay your dreams

 

[hotoldrguy]

What exactly am I looking at? A chocolate covered lover?

yep could do the same with a male...just sayin

 

[UnquietDreams]

What future tech gadget would you most look forward to…

* a recording device that you wear in your brain and you can immediately rewind and replay parts of your life / day

* a memory eraser that completely removes section of your memories you don’t want to recall anymore

* a dream recorder which would allow you to replay your dreams

The first one. Then I could find my phone.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

What future tech gadget would you most look forward to…

* a recording device that you wear in your brain and you can immediately rewind and replay parts of your life / day

* a memory eraser that completely removes section of your memories you don’t want to recall anymore

* a dream recorder which would allow you to replay your dreams

Definitely the first, the recording device. I can't remember shit.

You?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Don’t be disappointed with me. I don’t invent people’s kinks.

Ooh it's the kink we're talking about. Ok. That's completely different...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

What future tech gadget would you most look forward to…

* a recording device that you wear in your brain and you can immediately rewind and replay parts of your life / day

* a memory eraser that completely removes section of your memories you don’t want to recall anymore

* a dream recorder which would allow you to replay your dreams

DREAM RECORDER!!! I HAVE THE BEST SEX DREAMS!!!
So much better than reality, anyway.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Don’t be disappointed with me. I don’t invent people’s kinks.

Im just saying there’s freaks out there, and I’m not specifically calling out bry or monkey by name, but generic freaks who’ll pay more for worn panties than you can sell them for for new.

 

[morelikeasong]

* a dream recorder which would allow you to replay your dreams

I don’t look forward to any of these. But this one, if I had to pick. I don’t want this one either though.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The first one. Then I could find my phone.

Aren’t you using it?