Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

I’ll make you a sub. You make me a taco. Deal?

Are you sure you want me to make you a taco? I'm very white.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you sure you want me to make you a taco? I'm very white.

White people taco night.


you sang that didn’t you … IYKYK

 

[Amanda330]

Are you sure you want me to make you a taco? I'm very white.

Am white. Have taco.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well that's disappointing....

A&P was a chain of grocery stores. Full-size grocery stores.

 

[RaineDrops]

Are you sure you want me to make you a taco? I'm very white.

Well I’ll teach you until you get it right!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Well I’ll teach you until you get it right!

And in exchange I'll teach you how to make a bologna sandwich on Wonder bread with mayonnaise.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who sells panties on Facebook?!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Am white. Have taco.

I have nachos, but I don't think we are having the same conversation.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And in exchange I'll teach you how to make a bologna sandwich on Wonder bread with mayonnaise.

Bologna is just sliced spam.

 

[UnquietDreams]

And in exchange I'll teach you how to make a bologna sandwich on Wonder bread with mayonnaise.

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Ah, the cuisine of my people...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have nachos, but I don't think we are having the same conversation.

Nachos seem kind of stabby to stuff your face into.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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Who sells panties on Facebook?!!!

Is that a stain on the bottom middle pair?
$3!

Oh wait... it might be a shadow.
$2.

 

[lavendersilk]

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Who sells panties on Facebook?!!!

I know people who do.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Anatomy and Physiology, but I didn't want to get nominated because you had to look up a word again.

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[UnquietDreams]

Bologna is just sliced spam.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I know people who do.

I mean, don’t get me wrong … selling panties is a worthwhile endeavour that I’m jealous I didn’t think to capitalize on when I was young and hot …


But FACEBOOK?

 

[RaineDrops]

And in exchange I'll teach you how to make a bologna sandwich on Wonder bread with mayonnaise.

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That’s something my kids would eat. Just don’t ask me to taste it!

 

[Amanda330]

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Who sells panties on Facebook?!!!

Where did you find my... ahem... that post?

 

[crazychemgirl]

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You shut your whore mouth.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

That’s something my kids would eat. Just don’t ask me to taste it!

Oh, don't worry. There's not much to taste.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s ok .. just accept it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You shut your whore mouth.

My mouth is a gift not some commodity for purchase.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s ok .. just accept it.

Your take was so bad it killed my gif.

 

[lavendersilk]

I just had a dream about a Litster, yes I took an afternoon nap... jealous?

Someone from this thread. That narrows it down for you guys.

Sadly, it was not sexy. It involved a random baby shower in London and this person isn't British.

 

[crazychemgirl]

My mouth is a gift not some commodity for purchase.

I mean, is it though?