Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh are we doing pet peeves today?

Mondays
Phones not having the earplug port anymore
Having to figure out my taxes for the government and then getting penalized if Im wrong
@Bry1313
Outside clothes
Drawers and cabinet doors being left open
Lights being left on after someone leaves a room

 

[MissLabelled]

Drawers and cabinet doors being left open

I feel this one so much. I will actually close drawers or cabinets instinctively even it isn’t at my own place!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Pet peeves:

People who pronounce "forte" wrong. (Hint, it is French, not Italian, doesn't involve music, and there is no accent.)
People who back into parking spaces when other people are trying to go by.
My kid leaving the TV on after she plays video games.
Everyfuckingthing my ex-wife does right now. It is a thing.
People who say that want a divorce via text. That is more than a peeve.

 

[lavendersilk]

Pet peeves:

People who pronounce "forte" wrong. (Hint, it is French, not Italian, doesn't involve music, and there is no accent.)

I've starting saying things are my Will Forte.

People who back into parking spaces when other people are trying to go by.

Yep. This. ☝

 

[lavendersilk]

Having to figure out my taxes for the government and then getting penalized if Im wrong

Ha! This.

@Bry1313

https://c.tenor.com/VVICjAA5Td0AAAAd/tenor.gif

Outside clothes

You just got a hoodie...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Speaking of this says I’m true neutral and I think it’s a filthy liar.

Neutral good, but my mug of choice has a pedestal on bottom so the temperature of the contents doesn’t affect the lower hand, or my thigh where the mug might be resting instead.
Lawful neutral in a mug without a pedestal if the main reason I made myself a hot beverage is because I’m cold.

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Needs popcorn!

Oooh.... Now I get it....

I'm chaotic good!!!!
Mic drop

FIFY

True neutral bordering on neutral good

FIFY too

I can commit to the best bullshit....
What are you implying??

Just that the animal associated with the Taurus sign is literally a bull

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Another 4 hour rehearsal.

Pet peeves:
People who back into parking spaces when other people are trying to go by.

Yep. This. ☝

What about those of us who can do it quickly and on the first try? Literally, I only back in, never forward.

Okay, back to more rehearsal.

 

[Amanda330]

Ok fine. I will participate. Twist my arm why don't you....

1. My ex husband
2. My ex husband
3. My ex husband
4. People who are not respectful of the quiet in the morning.
5. The way the sun glistens on the snow and fucking blinds me.
6. People who drive big ass trucks. But not @Taegul because he's my knight/captain/cock pocket filler and is an amazing driver.
7. People who don't use blinkers.

 

[MissLabelled]

Another 4 hour rehearsal.


What about those of us who can do it quickly and on the first try? Literally, I only back in, never forward.

Okay, back to more rehearsal.

What are you rehearsing?

 

[BrendaBear]

6. People who drive big ass trucks.

I don’t mind people who drive big ass trucks, not at all…. as long as they are for also going off road, on big ass trails with big ass rocks. But if they drive a lifted truck and only are driving it on the street? And that is all it is for?

Sorry, I have no respect for them, or their ego machine.

*I’ll go skip back into hiding*

 

[lavendersilk]

I don’t mind people who drive big ass trucks, not at all…. as long as they are for also going off road, on big ass trails with big ass rocks. But if they drive a lifted truck and only are driving it on the street? And that is all it is for?

Sorry, I have no respect for them, or their ego machine.

*I’ll go skip back into hiding*

*grabs @BrendaD for a quick hug*

 

[Amanda330]

I don’t mind people who drive big ass trucks, not at all…. as long as they are for also going off road, on big ass trails with big ass rocks. But if they drive a lifted truck and only are driving it on the street? And that is all it is for?

Sorry, I have no respect for them, or their ego machine.

*I’ll go skip back into hiding*

That's exactly what I'm talking about Brenda... I probably should have been more specific. I'm glad that we can agree on that. Lol. And there's definitely no reason to hide. We love you voicing your opinion.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

OMG! It just hit me!!! Since I don't drink coffee... apparently, I have no personality either!

I am officially a non-entity.... oh... okay.

It doesn’t say coffee, it says mug, you can put lots of things in mugs

Yes, it can apply to coffee, tea, hot chocolate, hot apple cider or any other hot beverage!

Cake!?!
Tons of cake mugs recipes

I’ve tried quite a few, but this is my go-to:

I've done them all except for chaotic evil. But, generally, I do true neutral.

FIFY too

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I don’t recall giving you permission to post this picture of me!

 

[MissLabelled]

*I’ll go skip back into hiding*

What are you hiding from? Should we also be hiding?

 

[BrendaBear]

What are you hiding from? Should we also be hiding?

Well, I insulted the ego-truck people… so, I figured they aren’t going to be happy with me. You don’t need to hide…awesome boobs always defeat ego truck people.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

But if they drive a lifted truck and only are driving it on the street? And that is all it is for?

Because you get to sit way up high like a monster truck!
Also, makes me feel better about my small penis

 

[BrendaBear]

Because you get to sit way up high like a monster truck!
Also, makes me feel better about my small penis

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Needs popcorn!

This was me staring suspiciously @crazychemgirl not getting all hot and buttery.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

6. People who drive big ass trucks. But not @Taegul because he's my knight/captain/cock pocket filler and is an amazing driver.

https://imgur.com/a/sBC3DHZ

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Well, I insulted the ego-truck people… so, I figured they aren’t going to be happy with me. You don’t need to hide…awesome boobs always defeat ego truck people.

Yes, but you scored points with the sensible people.

 

[Codeman93]

How has everyone’s Monday been??

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Pet peeves! Let's do this shit...

Horrible drivers. I nearly got rammed into by a Tesla a few weeks ago. A part of me actually would have liked that to have happened, just to see what a Tesla completely falling apart on impact would look like.

Elon Musk and Elon Musk stans. He's fucking horrible. And the people that jerk off to him are worse. I literally saw a guy somewhere say "I'd let Elon fuck my girlfriend." It was gross but then I thought about it and realized it's not a big deal because no way is Elon a good lay. He's got that "won't eat pussy and lasts about 5 seconds" energy.

Grind and hustle culture. Ugh.

People that say massively stupid things like "we can't let our society get soft" when they see someone displaying sensitivity or empathy.

Also "positive vibes only" bullshit. "Only positive vibes! Zero room for nuance and complicated feelings! This isn't at all toxic! Only positivity"

Getting locked out of Discord and then also getting locked out of my email so I can't unlock myself from Discord. It's a perfect storm of "What the fuck?" (Sorry I'm quiet Discord peeps)

"So just to play devil's advocate here...*says something totally obnoxious and contrary*" Guys, don't be this person.

Shitty in-laws. So glad I don't have these anymore.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What’s another word for thesaurus?

Book of synonyms

All right... 1:40pm. Time to get this day started.

All right... 2:13pm. Time to call it a day.

Whew! Thought that day would never end!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Pet peeves -

Restaurants that ignore your request for no cheese on the burger.
Days with temperature variations of more than 30 degrees from low to high
Sweating
Thin socks
The word, "isthmus"
People who don't know how stop signs work

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh are we doing pet peeves today?

Mondays
Phones not having the earplug port anymore
Having to figure out my taxes for the government and then getting penalized if Im wrong
@Bry1313
Outside clothes
Drawers and cabinet doors being left open
Lights being left on after someone leaves a room

Are you sure about that 4th one?