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The biggest reason I always pull in nose-first is because if I'm in a parking lot, it's usually because I'm going shopping. In which case I want my trunk to be the most accessible part of my car. Why would you back in at Costco and create so much extra work for yourself, trying to shimmy your groceries between cars to get to your trunk?
 
Whiskeyjack said:
The biggest reason I always pull in nose-first is because if I'm in a parking lot, it's usually because I'm going shopping. In which case I want my trunk to be the most accessible part of my car. Why would you back in at Costco and create so much extra work for yourself, trying to shimmy your groceries between cars to get to your trunk?
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Very accurate point. I concur.
 
Amanda330 said:
Ok fine. I will participate. Twist my arm why don't you....

1. My ex husband
2. My ex husband
3. My ex husband
4. People who are not respectful of the quiet in the morning.
5. The way the sun glistens on the snow and fucking blinds me.
6. People who drive big ass trucks. But not @Taegul because he's my knight/captain/cock pocket filler and is an amazing driver.
7. People who don't use blinkers.
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#4 and #7.
Thankfully don’t have to worry about #4 much.
But #7…
Twatwaffles. Every last one of them. If I could, I’d play real-life Mario Kart and yeet them off the map.
 
Amanda330 said:
What kind of candy is it? I need to know if it's worth risking my life over.
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There are so many different kinds but I don't want to ruin the surprise for you. You trust me, right? RIGHT?

If candy isn't your thing, maybe you're a big Harry Potter fan? HOP IN AMANDA! LET'S RIDE!!!

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FMwd6stz1k_8%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=0d255388ea044729156d9b3f3e7558e96537cef5c3b4a84376364865793bd5a6&ipo=images
 
Whiskeyjack said:
The biggest reason I always pull in nose-first is because if I'm in a parking lot, it's usually because I'm going shopping. In which case I want my trunk to be the most accessible part of my car. Why would you back in at Costco and create so much extra work for yourself, trying to shimmy your groceries between cars to get to your trunk?
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I mean most girls like a little shimmy in the trunk
 
Taegul said:
There are so many different kinds but I don't want to ruin the surprise for you. You trust me, right? RIGHT?

If candy isn't your thing, maybe you're a big Harry Potter fan? HOP IN AMANDA! LET'S RIDE!!!

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FMwd6stz1k_8%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=0d255388ea044729156d9b3f3e7558e96537cef5c3b4a84376364865793bd5a6&ipo=images
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Might want to wait till September 1st for a touch more authenticity 😁
 
Whiskeyjack said:
The biggest reason I always pull in nose-first is because if I'm in a parking lot, it's usually because I'm going shopping. In which case I want my trunk to be the most accessible part of my car. Why would you back in at Costco and create so much extra work for yourself, trying to shimmy your groceries between cars to get to your trunk?
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Excellent point! I also never back in blocking the back of my truck… or car, whichever I am driving.

And I am not saying others should back in, just saying when I do, that is why I do.
 
Taegul said:
There are so many different kinds but I don't want to ruin the surprise for you. You trust me, right? RIGHT?

If candy isn't your thing, maybe you're a big Harry Potter fan? HOP IN AMANDA! LET'S RIDE!!!

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FMwd6stz1k_8%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=0d255388ea044729156d9b3f3e7558e96537cef5c3b4a84376364865793bd5a6&ipo=images
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Fiiiine. But when you talked about riding on your noble steed I didn't realize this is what you meant...
 
Amanda330 said:
Ok fine. I will participate. Twist my arm why don't you....

1. My ex husband
2. My ex husband
3. My ex husband
4. People who are not respectful of the quiet in the morning.
5. The way the sun glistens on the snow and fucking blinds me.
6. People who drive big ass trucks. But not @Taegul because he's my knight/captain/cock pocket filler and is an amazing driver.
7. People who don't use blinkers.
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LupineOne said:
#4 and #7.
Thankfully don’t have to worry about #4 much.
But #7…
Twatwaffles. Every last one of them. If I could, I’d play real-life Mario Kart and yeet them off the map.
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Well sure! But obviously, her ex-husband is a twatwaffle and worthy of full disdain focused on him.

Just sayin’
 
OrdinaryPerson said:
Oh are we doing pet peeves today?

Mondays
Phones not having the earplug port anymore
Having to figure out my taxes for the government and then getting penalized if Im wrong
@Bry1313
Outside clothes
Drawers and cabinet doors being left open
Lights being left on after someone leaves a room
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@crazychemgirl im starting to hate your pet peeve question.
 
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