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Pet peeves! Let's do this shit...

Horrible drivers. I nearly got rammed into by a Tesla a few weeks ago. A part of me actually would have liked that to have happened, just to see what a Tesla completely falling apart on impact would look like.

Elon Musk and Elon Musk stans. He's fucking horrible. And the people that jerk off to him are worse. I literally saw a guy somewhere say "I'd let Elon fuck my girlfriend." It was gross but then I thought about it and realized it's not a big deal because no way is Elon a good lay. He's got that "won't eat pussy and lasts about 5 seconds" energy.

Grind and hustle culture. Ugh.

People that say massively stupid things like "we can't let our society get soft" when they see someone displaying sensitivity or empathy.

Also "positive vibes only" bullshit. "Only positive vibes! Zero room for nuance and complicated feelings! This isn't at all toxic! Only positivity"

Getting locked out of Discord and then also getting locked out of my email so I can't unlock myself from Discord. It's a perfect storm of "What the fuck?" (Sorry I'm quiet Discord peeps)

"So just to play devil's advocate here...*says something totally obnoxious and contrary*" Guys, don't be this person.

Shitty in-laws. So glad I don't have these anymore.
I love every single thing on your list. HATE Elon Musk. Fucking twat.
 
How do they work, though?

You can't text while you're at them, especially if you're first in line. In fact, you better be on your toes watching the opposing light, so that as soon as it goes yellow you're already getting ready to move.

Life's too short to wait behind slowpokes.

Most of my pet peeves in life relate to drivers and/or people in line at stores.
 
You can't text while you're at them, especially if you're first in line. In fact, you better be on your toes watching the opposing light, so that as soon as it goes yellow you're already getting ready to move.

Life's too short to wait behind slowpokes.
That's a stop light ... We're discussing stop signs. Lol.

And the reason I ask is because I hate slow pokes so I was trying to see how @Whiskeyjack meant that. 😂
 
Oh. I missed that.

Stop. Completely. Then (and here's the part that escapes many...) TAKE THE RIGHT OF WAY. It doesn't work if everyone just tries to be polite and let other people go first. If it's your turn, floor it!
So much this!!! Don’t wait till you’re first in line .. pay attention to who is going in what order and when it’s your turn you go!!!!

The right of way is correct ONLY if the person to your right gets to the intersection at the same time as you.
 
So much this!!! Don’t wait till you’re first in line .. pay attention to who is going in what order and when it’s your turn you go!!!!

The right of way is correct ONLY if the person to your right gets to the intersection at the same time as you.

Why aren't more people as good at driving as we apparently are?
 
At a conference last year … the presenter asked the room full of people to raise their hand if they experienced bad drivers … almost everyone raised their hand. Then when asked if they thought of themselves as bad drivers and almost no one raised their hand
Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all of the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and the children are all above average.
 
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