Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

Ok Shenanigang, I’m off to bed too.
If you do end up trying to get each other pregnant, have fun, and maybe send a story or two to my box.
Sweet dreams and sticky fingers!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Are you sure about that 4th one?

It's a love and hate so half sure

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@crazychemgirl im starting to hate your pet peeve question.

I thought you'd be happy that I was thinking of you...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You just got a hoodie...

It's inside clothes if I don't wear anything underneath...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Why do you sound like Kermit the frog here

I’m taking this as a compliment cause Kermit rules.

This is the longest day in history

This day in history: 77 years ago today, Jackie Robinson became the first Black MLB player with the then-Brooklyn Dodgers. Now, every April 15th, #42 comes out of retirement and the entire league wears it to honor him. Happy Jackie Robinson Day! ️

 

[Bry1313]

I just had a dream about a Litster, yes I took an afternoon nap... jealous?

Someone from this thread. That narrows it down for you guys.

Sadly, it was not sexy. It involved a random baby shower in London and this person isn't British.

Finally someone here dreamed about me

 

[AuntieDisco]

Finally someone here dreamed about me

You’re pregnant?!!

 

[Bry1313]

For reference, this is what I'm imagining the women of Lake Wobegon to be. So, please, I need directions!

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMCCKfnD/
(grrr, it won't let me embed)

The men in Lake Wobegon are handsome as fuck.

 

[Bry1313]

You’re pregnant?!!

I was just at the baby shower, and I was smart, I bought clothes for kids aged six month+, those new born clothes only last like a month and the parents have way too many of them already.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

And in exchange I'll teach you how to make a bologna sandwich on Wonder bread with mayonnaise.

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You just got 8% less hot

Bologna is just sliced spam.

Bologna is more like a big, sliced hot dog

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Bologna is just sliced spam.

Why would you say this about spam

 

[MindYaBitness]

Bologna is just sliced spam.

Nah, don't do spam dirty. Bologna is a giant sliced hot dog

 

[vagrantx]

Having to figure out my taxes for the government and then getting penalized if Im wrong

*smiles in swede*

I did my taxes last week. I got a text saying "your taxes are ready. log in to the app and check if they're correct."
I logged on, looked at the half-page of text, clicked the "okay" button, and now I'm due $2k in returns come May.
All in all a 1 minute affair.

Yes this is totally and 100% a brag post about my awesome country, and not helpful in any way.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

*smiles in swede*

I did my taxes last week. I got a text saying "your taxes are ready. log in to the app and check if they're correct."
I logged on, looked at the half-page of text, clicked the "okay" button, and now I'm due $2k in returns come May.
All in all a 1 minute affair.

Yes this is totally and 100% a brag post about my awesome country, and not helpful in any way.

I wish I could heart, cry, angry this post all at once

 

[LupineOne]

I wish I could heart, cry, angry this post all at once

Likewise. Goddamn it. I’m living in the wrong country

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Because of the natures of my jobs, our taxes are more complicated than most. So we have to use an accountant, who's able to get them all done in about 10 minutes. If we were trying to sort them out on our own it'd take hours and we'd probably do it wrong.

Good morning, everyone!
No sexy dreams about any Litsters or (anyone else for that matter) last night. Poop.

 

[positiveflirt]

Yes this is totally and 100% a brag post about my awesome country, and not helpful in any way.

".. and I'm going to spend it on gifts for all the Shenanigans crew!" she said swedishly, and there was much rejoicing.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning/day fuckers

 

[LupineOne]

".. and I'm going to spend it on gifts for all the Shenanigans crew!" she said swedishly, and there was much rejoicing.

Perfect!

 

[Lmizzler]

Gravity just hit my eyelids extra strong. I think it's time to collapse. Nighty-night, pervs! Don't all go getting each other pregnant while I'm asleep.

I woke up with morning sickness today….WTH happened!

Whose is it?

 

[lavendersilk]

I woke up with morning sickness today….WTH happened!

Whose is it?

Was @Bry1313 in your dream?

 

[devilsanus]

Nah, don't do spam dirty. Bologna is a giant sliced hot dog

Have you had a fried spam and cheddar sandwich? I mean, it's probably the second best thing you can put in your mouth.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I woke up with morning sickness today….WTH happened!

Whose is it?

Who'd you make out with yesterday???

 

[Lmizzler]

Who'd you make out with yesterday???

This is the last thing I remember.
But I’m pretty sure I was the one in the car.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/l41YBx3vOHGWYmt7a/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952xw3n5olqoty9kcy2xp2r35qt971etvzik0rcwzzr&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I

This is the last thing I remember.
But I’m pretty sure I was the one in the car.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/l41YBx3vOHGWYmt7a/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952xw3n5olqoty9kcy2xp2r35qt971etvzik0rcwzzr&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

You forgot when @Indie and I moved on to your shower? Oh wait, we must've forgot to let you out of the car. Sorry