Since my life is all about porn these days, and I've caught myself thinking just this, I thought there might be some others in the world who have caught themselves thinking this too themselves as well...
You know you've watched/read too much porn when you check out the fashions the guys are wearing before you check out the girl giving him head.
You know you've watched/read too much porn when you check out the fashions the guys are wearing before you check out the girl giving him head.