Erotic and Taboo Song Parodies

[JohnsonLongwood]

Let's see some song parodies we won't be hearing on the radio anytime soon.

I'll start with one that takes a story of resisting a taboo temptation and turns it into an celebration of giving into a different taboo.

Young Sis!

(for a 19 yr. old younger sister, sung to the tune of "Young Girl" by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap)

Young girl,
Let go of my cock!
That kind of play is way out of line.
Better not, girl,
We've the same Mum, girl!

With all the charms of my girlfriend
You kept it secret it was you.
You led me to believe you're someone else
Who'd give me love
And now I'm so rock hard for you.

Whoa, oh, oh, hot sis!
Lay down on the bed
My lust for you is over the line.
Give it up, girl,
You're much too hot, girl!

Beneath your hairpiece and makeup
You're my hot sister in disguise.
And though you know that it's wrong to be
In bed with me
You take my cock so deep inside!

Whoa, oh, oh, slut sis!
I just didn't know
That fucking you would be so devine.
Spread 'em wide, girl,
You're one hot ride, girl!

Let's hurry up before mama
Finds us fucking on her bed.
She wouldn't know just how sweet it is
To love like this,
She cannot know we've gone too far!

Whoa, oh, oh, slut sis!
I just didn't know
That fucking you would be so devine.
Spread 'em wide, girl,
You're one hot ride, girl!

Now that I've known your hot pussy
I want fuck it every day.
You've taught me to believe how nice it is
To share our love,
A love that none can take away.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

Here is another.

"Down There"

(sung to the tune of "Downtown" by Petula Clark)
(This song always made me want go "down there on Petula.
I'd have loved to have seen a video of her doing this version...)

When we're alone and life is making you horny
You can always go
Down there!
When you've got worries all the noise and the hurries
You can always go
Down there!

Just pucker up and wet your lips and tease my juicy kitty
Lick me on my pussy lips, aren't they so pretty?
Don't need no booze
To feel so much brighter there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares
So go down there!

Things will get hot when you're
Down there
No finer place for sure
Down there

Everything's waiting for you (down there, down there)
Please hang around and let my pussy surround you
There are pheromones
Down there.
Maybe you know some little places to go
Do me nice and slow
Down there.

Just follow with the rhythm of my swaying pelvic motions
You'll be throbbing with 'em too before the night is over
Happy ending!
You'll feel so much better there
You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares
So go down there
My cunt is just waiting
Down there
Waiting for your delight
Down There.

You're gonna be alright now (down there)
Down there.
Down there.

And when you make me cum I'll take a turn and go down on you
Licking slowly while I stroke it with a gentle hand
Guiding you along
And making you cum for me

You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares
I'll go down there
I'll get you off when I'm
Down there
Don't wait a minute more
Down there
Everything's pleasing for you (down there, down there)

Down there.
(Down there.)
Down there.
(Down there.)