What's He or She Saying?

[LizVegas79]

"I forgot to ask. None of your friends are Black guys are they?"

 

[Girly_girl]

"Yep, I am so getting lucky tonight"

 

[LizVegas79]

(thinking to herself )

"I hope he meant his Black friend too, I hope he meant his Black friend, too."

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

"Yep, I am so getting lucky tonight"

Two more of these and I'll fuck them both

 

[LizVegas79]

"Yes, you perverts, you're all getting lucky tonight."

 

[Girly_girl]

"Ummmm, where exactly do you plan on putting that?"

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

"Ummmm, where exactly do you plan on putting that?"

You brought home a friend?

 

[LizVegas79]

"No, I'm sorry but I'm not going to fuck you. But if you want a quick bj before we go meet your friends that's cool."

 

[LizVegas79]

"I know you're married, silly. But Doctor Liz said if I do you and get back to her clinic by 5 she'll give me a discount on my examination."

 

[LizVegas79]

"Not in the hallway, silly! At least wait till I get inside."

 

[whenagain]

"I know you're married, silly. But Doctor Liz said if I do you and get back to her clinic by 5 she'll give me a discount on my examination."

"Oh. You are home. . . I was expecting. . . Never mind."

 

[Girly_girl]

"Oh the things Im going to do to you"

 

[LizVegas79]

"Oh, okay. But just a blowie because you're already running late. Glasses on, or off?"

 

[LizVegas79]

"I swear I'm not wearing a wire, mister!"

 

[LizVegas79]

"I want to try something new this time, okay? You should probably stretch a little too so that you can keep up!"

 

[Girly_girl]

"Damn........look at the way he is licking that ice cream cone"

 

[LizVegas79]

"Did that skinny brunette and her hunky husband just wave at me? I guess they're the ones who bought me this drink. Hmmm, interesting ....."

 

[Girly_girl]

"I warned you not to dare me"

 

[Taegul]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9b4b9eCJr1rclq0ko1_1280.jpg

"These annual Employee Appreciation parties just get better every year!"

 

[LostGirlTink]

"I warned you not to dare me"

"You're home early"

 

[Taegul]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m451h27c6N1r81m6ao1_1280.jpg

"Almost there.....Almost there...."

 

[LizVegas79]

"Men never make me squirt either."

 

[LizVegas79]

"What do you want for dinner, honey?"

 

[dale124]

"I forgot to ask. None of your friends are Black guys are they?"

I know it might seem weird, finding me in your bedroom like this. But it's part of my sorority initiation. I hope you don't mind.

 

[dale124]

"What do you want for dinner, honey?"

And that is why he always put the goodies and the best stuff on the lower shelves!