Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
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- Aug 18, 2007
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Meat! Meat! Meat! That's all I think about.
I put in a girl with a little bit of fat.
and she runs & runs until she's both fit & slim.
I put in a Great Horny Toad
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Meat! Meat! Meat! That's all I think about.
I put in a girl with a little bit of fat.
and she runs & runs until she's both fit & slim.
I put in a Great Horny Toad
and, of course, I him and he turns into my fairytale prince.
I put in a white horse.
and you get back a shot glass.
I put in a copy of 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance' ...
and, you use an Allen wrench for a book mark on the chapter about washing your hands with goop before you go to the dinner table.
I put in a cd of sitar music.
and you dance your way through the Kama Sutra.
I put in a lingam/yoni stone...
and you get back a copy of the Bahagavad Gita.
I put in a broken cuckoo clock ...
and every hour it sounds"Cuckold, Cuckold" outside the bedroom door.
I put in an old watchmaker...
and you get back an old watch (fixed).
I put in a book review of 'Wuthering Heights' ...
published in the depths of an obscure magazine.
I put in a 12m fishing Pole.
and get pulled overboard by a 2-ton Bluefin.
I put in a Penn Surfmaster 140...
and it clips nicely onto a Shakespeare Ugly Stik.
I put in a No 4/0 hook-to-line
and you catch a 35 lb. Spanish Mackerel.
Iput in one hell of a seaside barbecue...
and the Yorkshire Sauce makes it wonderful.
I put in a crate of English Light Ale (Beer) !
and you get back a bushel of beer nuts.
I put in some fountain pens in which the ink is dried ...
and you get a Kohinor sonic nib cleaner.
I put in a 000 technical nib...
and the result is a blank document.
I put in a sheet of new velum
and the old velum is heartbroken.
I put in a palimpsest...
and, it makes me sneeze.
I put in a two-pill package of Zytec.
and the new Zytek gearbox works very well in n the car.
I put in a new gear lever
First gear, alright. Second gear, hold tight! Faster, Faster Faster....
I put in a speeding ticket.
it must be doing the ton down the main drag. . . .
I put in a new calliper
And, you have a new Roush.
I put in a 2010 Shellby, white with a blue racing stripe.
Ah, but will it handle the EU ?. Tight bends, hills galore, a few really bad roads ?. Not good having muscle if it shies off the road?.
I put in a Jaguar XK-F.
and, you get a really good hugger.
I put in a hip hugger skirt.