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Draco interdum Vincit
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and out comes Inuit soapstone sculptures inspired by James Houston.
I put in a nude by Maillol...
and it reminds me of what I'm lately missing.
I put in a work on Philosophy.
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and out comes Inuit soapstone sculptures inspired by James Houston.
I put in a nude by Maillol...
and it reminds me of what I'm lately missing.
I put in a work on Philosophy.
and you get "The rise and fall of practically everyone"
I put in a roast chicken with cranberry sauce
You get a slip of paper that reads "what the fuck is peach melba?"
I put in my little sister's diary
and you discover that sis isn't so little any more.
I put in Melba herself...
and the Peach is a bit dried-up, too.
I put in some fresh cream.
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Originally Posted by Cruel2BKind:
You get a slip of paper that reads "what the fuck is peach melba?"
It is a desert dish:
It combines two favourite summer fruits: peaches and raspberry sauce accompanying vanilla ice cream.
Invented by Escoffier himself in honour of Dame Nellie Melba, Opera singer of the late 19th century.!.
See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peach_Melba
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and it rejuvenates a woman's skin.
I put in a gentle massage...
administered by a gentle maiden of shapely mien.
I put in a comfortable couch.
and, I lay back on it, relaxing with my pineapple martini, and remembering the good ole days when you could buy a nickle candy bar in this vending machine and get one that was bigger than your.....swollen cock.
I put in a penny for your thoughts.
and you get back the VM's two cents.
Je depose une pensee for tes penses...
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TRANSLATE PLEASE. I don't speak french
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I put in a pansy for your thoughts...
(the origin of the English "penny for your thoughts;" pensee is "pansy" and "thought." Pensee became penny in English. Sorry, HP; I hope dragon didn't get annoyed at it ).
and got a bag of skittles ..
I put in my 2nd fav. vibe
and the aliens are all shook up!
I put in a snot flavored jelly belly, jelly bean
one of "Bertie Botts all flavoured pastilles". Goes well at Hogwarts.
I put in an 8ft telescopic fishing rod.
[great to see you, Austin]
and you catch a Hubble telescopic fish, setting a new world's record.
I put in an old Swedish Pimple spoon lure...
but it does not attract the attention of the fish in the local canal.
I put in a packet of "The Ultimate Fish Bait"
and a school of herring float to the surface, laughing themselves to death.
I put in the "Most Chivalrous Fish in the Ocean..."
which jumps out, gets weighed and photographed with the angler and then returns to the deep. [I wish!].
I put in a new 13 foot carbon fishing rod.
and the VM asks, "Why would you fish for carbon?"
I put in a dendrochronological C14 correction table...
and one legs shorter than the others *sawing noise*
I put in a meat hook circa 1842...
Howdy Tio!
Hi Austin!
and you get a well-aged steak.
I put in a slab of maggoty meat...
and a flock of birds appears, to come and eat the maggots.
I put in an Ice Cream cone
and, my tongue circles the outside, then eats it from the top down, stopping to lick up the drips every once in a while.
I put in a green park bench.