Tio_Narratore
Studies
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- Dec 2, 2008
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but it's wet.
I put in a search radar
and it finds absolutely nothing.
I put in a good pair of eyes...
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but it's wet.
I put in a search radar
and it finds absolutely nothing.
I put in a good pair of eyes...
Kept in the 'fridge.
I put in a spare heart.
But you are attacked by the cybermen for crueltyand you get mistaken for the Doctor.
I put in an alarm clock for the 'tardies'...
But you are attacked by the cybermen for cruelty
I put in a broken teapot
and a dormouse escapes.
I put in a beaver...
And the damn breaks
I put in a concrete block
and you get a pair of shoes
I put in a composer
and you loose your composure.
I put in a compositor...
and you get lost in type
I put in some pink ink
and you get a hand-drawn anatomical illustration of some interesting inner folds.
I put in a pair of active Skene's and Bartholin's glands...
but they dry up, waiting. . .
I put in a new 12v Power Supply.
and you get 8 AA batteries.
I put in an energized plot bunny...
You get back a lifetime subscription to Writer's Digest.
I put in a portable GPS
and it always says "you are here."
I put in a potable M&C...
You get a 12 gauge shotgun shell.
I put in a Pepperoni Pizza. Double cheese.
and you get a full stomach.
I put in a Margharita in a little cafe beneath the tower in Pisa...
And you get a Spaniard talking pigeon English to you.
I put in one Golden Retriever. (She's gassy right now.)
and a typo leads her to bring back a jar of Gulden's.
I put in a keilbassa and sauerkraut...
And you get satisfaction.
I put in a 120v space heater.
but entropy still drives the temperature of the interstellar ether down.
I put in a 16,000,000 Scoville unit spice hot sauce...
and you get an ulcer.
I put in an unfinished manuscript.
and a bunch of elves finish it while you sleep, but in an indecipherable elven script.
I put in a Rosetta Stone from Middle Earth...
and you get a hobbit singing "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins - by Leonard Nimoy" (Serious. Don't look it up if you like him.
I put in a cabbage patch kid.
And you get Leadbelly singing a cannibalistic version of "Boil 'Em Cabbage Down."
I put in a 78rpm vinyl of "Kisses Sweeter than Wine" with Leadbelly on the 12-string...