fed0ra
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and out comes Capucine.
I put in Sophia Loren...
She belts out 'Guarda la Luna' in a sexy gown.
I put in a St Pete
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and out comes Capucine.
I put in Sophia Loren...
She belts out 'Guarda la Luna' in a sexy gown.
I put in a St Pete
and your Beach Blanket Bingo really is.
I put in fond memories of Annette...
And there you receive a hologram message from Annette dressed as Princess Leis, sitting on St Pete's lap, sharing oysters.
I put in a finca in spain
and you're suddenly el hombre de la Mancha.
I put in a Barca win on a Messi hat trick...
but there is no gender barWho trips over a 'Real' windmill.
I put tapas bars on the agenda
but there is no gender bar
I put a Pizzicato Polka
You inherit a violin with no strings attached.
I put an Audi on the autobahn
and you run out of gas just at your own ausfahrt.
I put in a Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow convertible on the moyenne corniche...
The French mistake you for a citoyen and take your SS away as payment for back taxes.
I put in a visit to the Dead Sea
and you meet the Unsinkable Molly Brown.
I put in undrinkable water...
You find yourself in a desert safari.
I belt out "I ain't down yet" as I float on the Nile
and a couple of crocodiles have a different idea.
I put in a shoreline walk with the Bangles...
And you transform into a zombie Egyptian having breakfast with Morsi.
I put an SOS to Dundee.
And you transform into a zombie Egyptian having breakfast with Morsi.
I put an SOS to Dundee.
but the cake has been eaten already.
I put in a Cherry Genoa
Genoa submerges. The cherry pops.
I put in a trip to Mardi Gras in Brazil.
and come home in an ambulance.
I put in a new Sound Card.
Damn it! I could have had a good time in Brazil
Charlie Rose says hello from inside the sound system.
I put in hours volunteering at the local library
Thus saving the Local Authority loads of money which they now spend on having a conference in Italy.
I put in an over-due library book
and you're sentenced to shelf read the entire reference section of the British Library.
I put in the Dewey 800s...
and you get a cornucopia of classical literature...
I put in a kinetoscope. . . .
But due to a misunderstanding you are now scheduled for a colonoscopy.
I put in a doctor with big hands.
... who can't operate on erectile dysfunction cases because she doesn't want to make your dick look small.
I put in a Lego Star Wars Imperial Star Cruiser...