SailorJerry
Taking on Water
- Joined
- Nov 13, 2011
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and they taste like camel dung.
I put in some dinosaur poo.
and you get a Paleo-biologist with an interest in Coprolites.
I put in another kind of movement.
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and they taste like camel dung.
I put in some dinosaur poo.
and you get a Paleo-biologist with an interest in Coprolites.
I put in another kind of movement.
and you get a MC Hammer move that can only be performed after consuming a couple of ever-clear, cranberry juice drinks; while wearing pajama pants.
I put in a matching pajama top
and you get bunny slippers
I put in a hot water bottle
filled with cold water !
I put in a kettle
and it whistles; you know how to whistle, don't you, HP? You just put your lips together and... blow.
I put in a photo of Bacall...
and you get a Betty
I put in semi-sweet chocolate chips
and you're only half satisfied.
I put in Sweet Marie...
but she's real bitter !
I put in a pint of English Bitter (beer)
and, I pour you a second one since you are into booze and all these days!
I put in a bowl of pretzels.
and you discover some interesting knots.
I put in a lady who's all tied up this weekend...
and it takes three strong fire rescue workers, a rig axe, Jaws Of Life, and a calming poem written by Ruth Bidgood, to get her free!
I put in a shroud knot
and the Grim Reaper awards you a Merit Badge.
I put a shroud in Turin...
and you get a radiocarbon dating report on a pair of your favorite boxers, dating them to 1967.
I put in my favorite pair of shrink to fit 501 Levis.
and your voice goes up two octaves.
I put in the last castrato...
(I wear my clothes a little on the loose and comfy side Tio)
and you get Fidels brother, asking pointed questions about your ties to Cuban cigar exports to Canada.
I put in a well worn pair of Redwing work boots.
and HP's Blackbird demands them back.
I put in a flock of Canada Geese...
and you get the band; Flock of Sea Gulls playing at your summer solstice celebration.
I put in a Big Texas Fireworks Show, here, in BFE.
and HP's Blackbird gets a sonic screen from the noise.
[she's still sitting determinedly on her eggs]
I put in an incubator for little chicks.
and you get salamanders
I put in seafood chowder
and you get told it's pronounced "chow-dah."
I put in an irate Bostonian...
They want Lincolnshire to secede from the UK.
I put in a new wheel-rim trim.
which is just a variation on the classic bowl cut.
I put in a barber shop triplet.
first noted by Mozart
I put in a 1943 Fordson tractor
and the curator of the agriculture museum makes an offer you can't refuse.
I put in a yoke of eight oxen...