The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

and ye get a noggin o' the sweet poteen from Ireland green.

I put in a hod, a wall, and a bit of a hangover...

and the cement will not be removed from the boots.



I put in a microphone

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the cement will not be removed from the boots.



I put in a microphone

and you get a macroscope to view it.

I put in a megaphone...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a macroscope to view it.

I put in a megaphone...

and, the cheerleaders surround you with their pompoms.

I put in a basketball.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the cheerleaders surround you with their pompoms.

I put in a basketball.

and the three-pointer sends your team to the Sweet Sixteen.

I put in a displaced sled dog...

 

[SailorJerry]

and the three-pointer sends your team to the Sweet Sixteen.

I put in a displaced sled dog...

and you get a Steppenwolf.

I put in a little Born to be Wild.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a Steppenwolf.

I put in a little Born to be Wild.

and you find yourself on an extended road trip.

I put in a chorus of This Wheel's on Fire...

 

[SailorJerry]

and you find yourself on an extended road trip.

I put in a chorus of This Wheel's on Fire...

And you get a Hot WheelsTM race track, to the envy of all your friends !

I put in a wish for the first spring tulip.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get a Hot WheelsTM race track, to the envy of all your friends !

I put in a wish for the first spring tulip.

and you find one amid a host of daffodils.

I put in a lullaby of Broadway...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you find one amid a host of daffodils.

I put in a lullaby of Broadway...

but you cannot sleep with that row from the streets


I put in some double glazing.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but you cannot sleep with that row from the streets


I put in some double glazing.

and, you get one delicious doughnut.

I put in a plain bagel.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you get one delicious doughnut.

I put in a plain bagel.

and you get some lox and a schmear.

I put in a Quebecois breakfast...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get some lox and a schmear.

I put in a Quebecois breakfast...

and, the french fries are good.

I put in a Yankee pot roast.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the french fries are good.

I put in a Yankee pot roast.

and you get roasted Yankee pot.

I put in Proposition 19...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get roasted Yankee pot.

I put in Proposition 19...

and proposition 20 pops into a waiting world.


I put in a bunch of political idiots.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and proposition 20 pops into a waiting world.


I put in a bunch of political idiots.

And, the ballot is written for 2012.

I put in the end of the world.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, the ballot is written for 2012.

I put in the end of the world.

scheduled for 2013 ?


I put in a Football

 

[YoursSINSerely]

scheduled for 2013 ?


I put in a Football

but, it's round and I don't know what to do with it; throw it, kick it, or lick it.

I put in a foot fetish.

 

[Handley_Page]

but, it's round and I don't know what to do with it; throw it, kick it, or lick it.

I put in a foot fetish.

and it is kicked out


I put in a raspberry ice cream

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it is kicked out


I put in a raspberry ice cream

and, you get a raspberrry from the grandson cuz he doesn't like it.

I put in yogurt of your choice.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, you get a raspberrry from the grandson cuz he doesn't like it.

I put in yogurt of your choice.

but it's more like cheese, really, and tastes 'funny'.


I put in a meal from the best place in Town.

 

[Noor]

but it's more like cheese, really, and tastes 'funny'.


I put in a meal from the best place in Town.

and you get a nice steak

I put in cadbury mini eggs

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a nice steak

I put in cadbury mini eggs

and you get an incubator full of chocolate chicks.

I put in recipe for hot chocolate...

 

[SailorJerry]

and you get an incubator full of chocolate chicks.

I put in recipe for hot chocolate...

and you get a pinch of chili powder to add in as well.

I put in a real 'easter' bunny. Free to a good home. Cage, bowl, and bottle included.

 

[Austin8]

and you get a pinch of chili powder to add in as well.

I put in a real 'easter' bunny. Free to a good home. Cage, bowl, and bottle included.

You forgot to mention said bunny is addicted to camel cigarettes!

I put in a colorful hard boiled easter egg, some green plastic hay and a carton of Camel reg. cigs

 

[Handley_Page]

You forgot to mention said bunny is addicted to camel cigarettes!

I put in a colorful hard boiled easter egg, some green plastic hay and a carton of Camel reg. cigs

and they taste like camel dung.


I put in some dinosaur poo.