The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get candy floss

I put in a pair of pajamas

and you get a quick embrace at Hernando's Hideaway.

I put in a steamy tango...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a quick embrace at Hernando's Hideaway.

I put in a steamy tango...

and do a flamenco on the table


I put in a guitar

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and do a flamenco on the table


I put in a guitar

and it gently weeps.

I put in a night with Leona Boyd...

 

[Handley_Page]

and it gently weeps.

I put in a night with Leona Boyd...

and listen to her music all night.


I put in a spent match

 

[pathology_liz]

and listen to her music all night.


I put in a spent match

but your change comes back as golden leaves, and you are now insanely rich beyond your wildest dreams.

I put in the board game 'Monopoly' on a wet, family, Saturday afternoon.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but your change comes back as golden leaves, and you are now insanely rich beyond your wildest dreams.

I put in the board game 'Monopoly' on a wet, family, Saturday afternoon.

and cut-throat competitive capitalism threatens the fabric of the family.

I put in the National Lampoon Motown rendition of The Communist Manifesto...

 

[pathology_liz]

and cut-throat competitive capitalism threatens the fabric of the family.

I put in the National Lampoon Motown rendition of The Communist Manifesto...

and you get the love child of Martha Reeves and Karl Marx

I put in Phrenologists convention

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get the love child of Martha Reeves and Karl Marx

I put in Phrenologists convention

and the plenary session is filled with bumps.

I put in a handbook of craniometry...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the plenary session is filled with bumps.

I put in a handbook of craniometry...

but it is no good whatever for a tall building.


I put in a large hook.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but it is no good whatever for a tall building.


I put in a large hook.

and, I found Plenty of Fish


I put in a really big reel

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I found Plenty of Fish


I put in a really big reel

upon which is found a lost masterpiece of film-making.


I put in a bottle of cough medicine

 

[Goldie Munro]

upon which is found a lost masterpiece of film-making.


I put in a bottle of cough medicine

which cures the orphans of their ills

I put in a bracelet of gold

 

[Tio_Narratore]

which cures the orphans of their ills

I put in a bracelet of gold

and the alchemist in the machine gives you a lead weight.

I put in a 12-foot surfcasting rod with a Penn 140 reel...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the alchemist in the machine gives you a lead weight.

I put in a 12-foot surfcasting rod with a Penn 140 reel...

and on casting you hook Moby Dick.

I put in a well-stocked Trout stream.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and on casting you hook Moby Dick.

I put in a well-stocked Trout stream.

and your home-tied Damselfly Nymph gets you a four-pounder.

I put in a run of salmon on the Miramachi...

 

[Handley_Page]

and your home-tied Damselfly Nymph gets you a four-pounder.

I put in a run of salmon on the Miramachi...

And you sit and watch the up-river run.

I put in a butterfly net

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you sit and watch the up-river run.

I put in a butterfly net

and you snare a sexy lepidoptologist.

I put in a novel by Vladimir Nabokov...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you snare a sexy lepidoptologist.

I put in a novel by Vladimir Nabokov...

and enjoy Lolita in the woods.


I put in a tin of insect repellent.

 

[Noor]

and enjoy Lolita in the woods.


I put in a tin of insect repellent.

and you get sunscreen

I put in a personal solar fan

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get sunscreen

I put in a personal solar fan

Who claps her hands loudly.



I put in a faerie ring

 

[Handley_Page]

===== Bump ====

 

[SweetMaj]

===== Bump ====

And you get a bump back.

I put in a trip to 'TIVOLI'.

(A famous amusement park)

 

[Handley_Page]

And you get a bump back.

I put in a trip to 'TIVOLI'.

(A famous amusement park)

but the amusements are in a foreign tongue.


I put in a Bable Fish

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but the amusements are in a foreign tongue.


I put in a Bable Fish

And, I put in a line.


I put in a wicked good cast.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, I put in a line.


I put in a wicked good cast.

it hooks the Willow on the other bank.


I put in another Bank