The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[vrosej10]

and lot of servicemen get a lump in the throat.

and it gets cured by multiple rotor rooter applications.

I put in a bottle of Draino for Throats.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and it gets cured by multiple rotor rooter applications.

I put in a bottle of Draino for Throats.

and your gargle turns into a gurgle.

I put in a Bic trachaeotomy...

 

[vrosej10]

and your gargle turns into a gurgle.

I put in a Bic trachaeotomy...

and you put a new spin on throat singing.

I put in a bunch of angry inuits who think you are ripping on their culture.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you put a new spin on throat singing.

I put in a bunch of angry inuits who think you are ripping on their culture.

and the Great Gray Kangaroo Mother visits Sedna to smooth things over.

I put in a concerto for qilaut and didgeridoo...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the Great Gray Kangaroo Mother visits Sedna to smooth things over.

I put in a concerto for qilaut and didgeridoo...

It does not sell very well and is deleted from the list in short time.


I put in a recording of that concerto, performed by the rock band "Atomic Noise"

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It does not sell very well and is deleted from the list in short time.


I put in a recording of that concerto, performed by the rock band "Atomic Noise"

and you get a front-pew transept seat for their performance of "Critical Mass in A-minor."

I put in an erotic motet...

 

[vrosej10]

and you get a front-pew transept seat for their performance of "Critical Mass in A-minor."

I put in an erotic motet...

and you get a naked choir humping whilst they sing.

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a front-pew transept seat for their performance of "Critical Mass in A-minor."

I put in an erotic motet...

and the choir assembles in the Church Hall for the motet.


I put in a big box of warm doughnuts, with an urn of coffee for the choir.

 

[vrosej10]

and the choir assembles in the Church Hall for the motet.


I put in a big box of warm doughnuts, with an urn of coffee for the choir.

the choir consists largely of sugar and caffiene junkies so they get too bliss out to perform.

I put in a cattle prod to fix the problem...

(That last post of mine was two part when I posted it...)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

the choir consists largely of sugar and caffiene junkies so they get too bliss out to perform.

I put in a cattle prod to fix the problem...

(That last post of mine was two part when I posted it...)

and Dinah-Mo Hum mistakes it for a dildo.

I put in a look of shocked surprise...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and Dinah-Mo Hum mistakes it for a dildo.

I put in a look of shocked surprise...

and, you get Babs in shock, with an open mouth and ready for anything.

I put in a ready palm.

 

[vrosej10]

and, you get Babs in shock, with an open mouth and ready for anything.

I put in a ready palm.

And you get a date palm with a backpack containing everything you need for every circumstance.

I put an explaination as to whya date palm would have a backpack.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get a date palm with a backpack containing everything you need for every circumstance.

I put an explaination as to whya date palm would have a backpack.

(Palms don't have pockets; they need a place to keep things when they're on a date.)

and your explanation spawns a myriad of exegetical tomes.

I put in a soupcon of pedantry...

 

[vrosej10]

(Palms don't have pockets; they need a place to keep things when they're on a date.)

and your explanation spawns a myriad of exegetical tomes.

I put in a soupcon of pedantry...

And you get a letter of thanks that there's no hint of pederasty.


I put in a child size pedophile detector and removal kit.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get a letter of thanks that there's no hint of pederasty.


I put in a child size pedophile detector and removal kit.

and the pedophiles discover to their dismay that they've had some parts removed.

I put in a kid's-only playground...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the pedophiles discover to their dismay that they've had some parts removed.

I put in a kid's-only playground...

and, that swing is just the right size for me!

I put in a giant slide for adults only.

 

[vrosej10]

and, that swing is just the right size for me!

I put in a giant slide for adults only.

and you get a lot of guys at the bottom making upskirt videos.

I put in a lawyer to help you get your cut of the profits from said videos.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a lot of guys at the bottom making upskirt videos.

I put in a lawyer to help you get your cut of the profits from said videos.

and he can't stop watching the videos long enough to file the suit.

I put in a new free site called Viderotica...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and he can't stop watching the videos long enough to file the suit.

I put in a new free site called Viderotica...

and, Ripley adds something to his collection.

I put in a trip to the circus.

 

[vrosej10]

and, Ripley adds something to his collection.

I put in a trip to the circus.

and you get a visit from the local constabulary after the circus' little people claim molestation at the hands of a very strange looking shemale.

i put in an air tight alibi.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a visit from the local constabulary after the circus' little people claim molestation at the hands of a very strange looking shemale.

i put in an air tight alibi.

and end up with a body cavity search anyway.

I put in an ACLU protest...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and end up with a body cavity search anyway.

I put in an ACLU protest...

and, I help make the signs.

I put in a circle with a three-legged man with no brain in the middle.

 

[vrosej10]

and, I help make the signs.

I put in a circle with a three-legged man with no brain in the middle.

and three hours listening to him try to convince you that the third leg is his penis whilst he drools down the front of his shirt.

I put in a man whose penis is REALLY like a third leg and the stool required to hold it up.

 

[Handley_Page]

and three hours listening to him try to convince you that the third leg is his penis whilst he drools down the front of his shirt.

I put in a man whose penis is REALLY like a third leg and the stool required to hold it up.

And the Wicket Witch of the West casts a "normality" spell on him, turning him into a more normal man.

I put in a more "normal" woman for him.

 

[Noor]

And the Wicket Witch of the West casts a "normality" spell on him, turning him into a more normal man.

I put in a more "normal" woman for him.

and you get candy floss

I put in a pair of pajamas