Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

[BobBalouski]

I can remember when younger being tantalized by SI's annual SE, but, by the time I got out of high school, it all just seemed so, well, high school. Besides, there were plenty of REAL female bodies all around to appreciate more than mere magazine pages.

It's too bad SI isn't brave enough to pimp women as they are naturally, without all the artificial "help" (tons of perfect make-up, perfect lighting, perfect locales, perfect etc, etc). Of course, if they did, not too many males and lesbians would probably still buy the fakeness they peddle, and the billion $$ cosmetic/vanity industry - and all the fems (male & female) who fund it - would no doubt be up in flaying wrists and arms against such nerve to even dare present reality simply as it naturally is.

Most everyone loves super-sized sides of illusions to fuel their utopias; dissatisfied with their real, natural selves, they're always in search of something they fantasize is better. Sad.

 

[adrina]

I have a hunch that my penis is bigger than yours.

I think you may be right.

You do realize, that you sound like an uneducated, ignorant idiot in every post you make?

I don't think he does.

“I think I need a tissue”

Life is awfully unfair. But I just can't muster the sympathy for him. And I think I can live with that.

How would you know one way or the other? Overweight is unhealthy.

Call it a highly educated guess. And none of the four women out of the 36 really qualify as overweight. However their version of "overweight" is far more healthy than the underweight of heroin chic.

Ironically in the modeling world there have been photographers and studios that have called Kate Upton fat. I think there's a certain amount of obsessing that is far more unhealthy than any of these four ladies.

 

[Ramone45]

He still hasn't gone through with the offer, as I thought. What chick would want him? Boring, lame, and catty.

Let's face it, a lot of insecure males are jealous that hell, even larger women are represented in the media, again, as sex symbols. And a larger women is more likely to get laid more than their sorry selves, still at home with their bottle of tequila and their left hand. But they think that they are entitled to beautiful women like her, while bringing nothing to the table.

It all boils down to jealousy and resentment. Yes, believe it or not!

The funny thing, women that looked like Ashley were the ideal for centuries and still are for many men around the world. Plush asses, big cuddly titties, what Straight man would say no to that? Unless they have homo-erotic or paedophilic tendencies.

But balding and ugly has never been in style, they are mad!

Folks, it is plain old misogyny. They want women to feel down about their bodies, about life, about everything. That is how they can control women. And when they see women shattering their myopic ideas, saying fuck it, this is how I am, they pinch a fit. It is hilarious to see their INSECURITY shine through!

It's very disrespectful and offensive to strong, fit and HEALTHY women that the only men who could be attracted to them have homosexual or pedophile tendencies. that's beyond insulting. It's insane.

 

[BobBalouski]

I have a hunch that my penis is bigger than yours.

As pete's butthole can verify:

 

[Rightguide]

I think you may be right.



I don't think he does.



Life is awfully unfair. But I just can't muster the sympathy for him. And I think I can live with that.



Call it a highly educated guess. And none of the four women out of the 36 really qualify as overweight. However their version of "overweight" is far more healthy than the underweight of heroin chic.

Ironically in the modeling world there have been photographers and studios that have called Kate Upton fat. I think there's a certain amount of obsessing that is far more unhealthy than any of these four ladies.

if I may, educated by what? Have you seen the poster? Do you know them personally? I think it's possible to find a person sexually unappealing based on their stated positions, online personality, or written words, but how could you maintain these women wouldn't find them sexually appealing in real life absent that knowledge or opinion?

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

if I may, educated by what? Have you seen the poster? Do you know them personally? I think it's possible to find a person sexually unappealing based on their stated positions, online personality, or written words, but how could you maintain these women wouldn't find them sexually appealing in real life absent that knowledge or opinion?

She's the new board psychic.

 

[BobBalouski]

Same as the old psychotic.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Life is awfully unfair. But I just can't muster the sympathy for him. And I think I can live with that.

Meh, it’s a song lyric. I don’t muster anything for alts, I just scroll on by.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Meh, it’s a song lyric. I don’t muster anything for alts, I just scroll on by.

Even alts like Adrina?

 

[adrina]

if I may, educated by what? Have you seen the poster? Do you know them personally? I think it's possible to find a person sexually unappealing based on their stated positions, online personality, or written words, but how could you maintain these women wouldn't find them sexually appealing in real life absent that knowledge or opinion?

Well considering he is a judgmental racist and sexist bigoted asshat and these women don't seem to have self-confidence issues, I'm going to ber he has a snowball's chance in hell with any of them. And I am most likely correct.

She's the new board psychic.

Or ya know, observent of the obvious.

Meh, it’s a song lyric. I don’t muster anything for alts, I just scroll on by.

I always miss those song lyrics references.

Even alts like Adrina?

If you wish real hard Pinochioette, you may be a real girl someday. With the help of modern medicine.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

If you wish teal hard Pinochioette, you may be a real girl someday. With the help of modern medicine.

Teal? If it walks like a duck...

 

[adrina]

Teal? If it walks like a duck...

It's the new fashion statement.

 

[Wrong Element]

I've already seen this video. In this time period,
the bell curve models are the ideal for the majority
of men. Men's preferences tend to change
naturally. The point that I was trying to make is
that it seems like feminists are trying to force us
into a certain direction. I remember watching a clip
with one of the women that make the swimsuit
issue. She was talking about body positivity and
getting the first plus size model into the swimsuit
issue. This is what I mean when I mentioned
forcing a man's personal preference.

If you look at a woman's magazine, like Vogue
for example, the male models in the advertisements
all have chiseled jawlines and look like extras from
the movie Magic Mike. Are there any guys in the
ads that have the same body type as James
Corden...the answer would be no. The reason is
that the majority of women think healthy men with
eight pack abs and smoldering eyes are hot, which
helps sells more magazines. Men know this and are
not actively trying to get women to change their
preferences.

Guys are at least honest about it.

It's ridiculous to say that any of these "fat" swimsuit models have the equivalent of James Corden's physique.

There's nothing wrong with people having certain preferences, but as has been pointed out, we're talking here about a pretty small percentage of the models in SI. It's Ashley Graham's mere insistence in existing as a public person that seems to be a problem for a lot of you.

 

[Saint_Ann]

 

[Ramone45]

I've had a pretty good week. My "Obama's Portraits" thread went to 7 pages, and this one took off like wildfire.

 

[antss]

Who would you rather have sitting on your face? Any of these chicks no sane person has to argue about being attractive, let alone hot:

Or one of the 4 chunky chulas that SI throws front and center on their magazine, demands that you think of as attractive, and who will give you a broken nose the second that they plop their fat ass on your face?

Dude.
Yes, I'm a woman.
But I'm sane enough not to take myself seriously, and to agree that men have the right to be attracted to and masturbate to whomever they want.
Someone rightfully mentioned the double standard of feminazis, who never force pictures of men who are ugly or out of shape, onto women's magazines.

So I'm with you on this one, and you often make me laugh.

But please drop the racist comments and slurs about blacks. Those are ugly and enough is enough.

 

[William_James]

Shaddup, hashtag.

 

[jaF0]

AdBlock put this thread on the appropriate whale free diet.

 

[domroger]

Fat!!!!

 

[AngusBridie]

Spoiler alert. They generally like to just lay back and enjoy instead of sitting on your face

You’re welcome .. uncle angus can teach ya a few things

 

[antss]

Fuck them! They're always complaining how they can't get jobs and how we don't belong here in their country, calling ICE on us, telling us to stay out of their neighborhood. They cost a huge bakery here in Chicago their workers, now make $3 more than harder-working Mexicans but can't fill the orders on time, and when the company loses business and gets sold to their competitor (translation: the new owner will close the bakery and now 1000s of niggers will be unemployed and lose their jobs) they still bitch about us.
Blacks bitch about Rahm Emanuel being a racist and the Mayor of Murder, but if a Mexican like Chuy Garcia runs against him, they vote for the white guy they say is murdering them in the streets!
You don't know what it is like here in Chicago, and I suspect LA and other places as well.
Whites are just annoying.
Niggers are worse. Far worse. Whites talk about hurting our community, blacks do it. Blacks are more racist against us than whites, because of their envy towards our rapid success despite facing more racism and higher hurdles than they do. They scream about needing Affirmative Action and reparations because they were enslaved by whites? SO WERE WE! But we fought for our own freedom! We don't need or demand either. We WORK for what we want and have! WE are the ideal Americans! Work hard, study hard, family values - those are OUR values!

Liberal whites show their own racism and take their side.
Both of you are here without our permission when you think about it.
You don't know what's going on because blacks won't talk to you, and you don't speak Spanish.
What's really going on.

I'm not referring to your posts that were similar to this one.
But for the use of the word 'nigger', I found 4hem completely in the line of the right to exercise free speech. I personally long to hear other perspectives, no matter how outrageous or nonPC they might sound to some. Plus you're an anarchist and often funny as hell.

I was referring to your personal attacks: the use of the word 'nigger', your derrogatory comments in erotic threads about black women and so on. Those are yucky and disturbing.

 

[yourgoodgirrl]

He still hasn't gone through with the offer, as I thought. What chick would want him? Boring, lame, and catty.

Let's face it, a lot of insecure males are jealous that hell, even larger women are represented in the media, again, as sex symbols. And a larger women is more likely to get laid more than their sorry selves, still at home with their bottle of tequila and their left hand. But they think that they are entitled to beautiful women like her, while bringing nothing to the table.

It all boils down to jealousy and resentment. Yes, believe it or not!

The funny thing, women that looked like Ashley were the ideal for centuries and still are for many men around the world. Plush asses, big cuddly titties, what Straight man would say no to that? Unless they have homo-erotic or paedophilic tendencies.

But balding and ugly has never been in style, they are mad!

Folks, it is plain old misogyny. They want women to feel down about their bodies, about life, about everything. That is how they can control women. And when they see women shattering their myopic ideas, saying fuck it, this is how I am, they pinch a fit. It is hilarious to see their INSECURITY shine through!

Well said! Just because they're not your type of women doesn't mean you have to go on the internet and belittle their appearance. If they got on SI, then they most likely were the best of the best, in terms of thick models. And yes, I do think they're beautiful, and I don't think it'll change in 5 years like some other guy said.

Some guys are the internet are just so pathetic and insecure to take time out of their day to blast the appearance women (especially models!) on the internet. Not happy with this SI issue? Go find some porno magazine and jerk off elsewhere. Keep your shit opinions to yourself.

 

[Ramone45]

Well said! Just because they're not your type of women doesn't mean you have to go on the internet and belittle their appearance. If they got on SI, then they most likely were the best of the best, in terms of thick models. And yes, I do think they're beautiful, and I don't think it'll change in 5 years like some other guy said.

Some guys are the internet are just so pathetic and insecure to take time out of their day to blast the appearance women (especially models!) on the internet. Not happy with this SI issue? Go find some porno magazine and jerk off elsewhere. Keep your shit opinions to yourself.

Five years of gravity and Caramel Macchiatos will not be a friend to these big girls.

 

[Ramone45]

...And women NEVER belittle men's appearance. Ask me how I know.

 

[nowisthetime]

Any male not turned out by this needs to check his sexuality. Point blank. Or is brainwashed by the clothes hanger fashion industry founded by gay fashion designers.