Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[Xerxes82]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm like the seventh guy back in line for you and I have an early flight.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have amnesia. I can't remember you.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you broke it last time...

 

[JerseyJade]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'll be busy giving all the guys bjs at my friend's birthday party.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'll be busy making sure that victim #14 has an "unfortunate accident" tonight.

 

[MrPractical]

I am sorry Darling, we can't have sex tonight because the glasses have water spots and I need to wipe them down.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I haven't finished welding your cage, I mean, what?

 

[help_me_Rhonda]

I'm so sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I still need 9 more jars of urine to complete my collection.

 

[MrPractical]

Sorry Darling we can't have sex tonight because it has come to my attention that you are welding a cage!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you are too nosy. You should get a rhinoplasty.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your sister invited me over for poker night. No, we're not playing for chips...

 

[Iceprincess12]

We already had sex last week. Stop being a nympho.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I get more pleasure from playing Minesweeper than from us fucking

 

[jack80]

I have to fly to Mars first thing in the mornig. I have the email from Musk, personally saying that I can not have anything before the flight. And you know how I like to bite.

 

[cliteatingman]

I shot so many loads into my secretary today, there aren't any left for you...

 

[cliteatingman]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'll be busy giving all the guys bjs at my friend's birthday party.

I'll be at that party!!!!

 

[Scentofawoman]

Nor is doing their spring fundraiser

 

[13Fantasies]

Because Ice princess kicked me in the balls

 

[Hypoxia]

bad vibes

marimba sucks too

 

[angelofthenorth]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because i've dried up and healed up

 

[JerseyJade]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I had a really busy day at the massage parlor. Tips were good though

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm out of quarters.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I prefer going to the zoo and watching the monkeys masturbate

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Sorry darlin', we can have sex tonight because the BenGay isn't working for what you have in mind.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I didn't know Ben was gay. This calls for a night out!