Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[mrspank30]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight. We had an orgy at work and I am SPENT!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I had the day off and I call it “Masturbation Friday” so I went off 5 times already today.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I can't find my nail clipper.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Sorry darling - we can't have sex tonight because I have a date with a new fuck buddy....

 

[MrEd63]

Sorry we can't have sex tonight, but I'm washing my friend's hair

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sorry darling - we can't have sex tonight because Dolly the inflatable party sheep works just fine.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I can get more pleasure from scrubbing the shit out of the toilet with a toothbrush than from fucking you.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because our USB ports aren't compatible.

 

[Downundergirl79]

Because TLC sang it best I don’t want no scrub

 

[ValeriaBliss]

not tonight dear im going to be riding your boss tonight . Well he will be riding me. its that kinda night

 

[Stewij]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I can get more pleasure from scrubbing the shit out of the toilet with a toothbrush than from fucking you.

Haha that's savage.

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm working away from home for the next few months.

 

[HBergeron]

Sorry darling - we can't have sex tonight because your mom, your aunt, your three sisters and your best friend wore me out.

 

[Wkd_Macey]

Sorry darling - we can't have sex tonight because your brother got here first

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's Taco Thursday.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

because this day ends with a Y

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm busy counting toothpicks.

 

[Todger65]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I haven’t finished with your sister yet.

 

[LizVegas79]

SDWCHSTB you just laid on top of me last night and finished faster than a teenager so I've been riding my sybbie all day and my kitty is really, REALLY sore (but oh so fucking happy I don't want you to ruin it!)

 

[Demons_Run]

.....

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you raked your teeth across my member and now it has to heal.

 

[JerseyJade]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm going to a club to watch male strippers.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have a cold.

 

[MrPractical]

Sorry darling.....but I don't like the way you smell tonight

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm about to go chase a tornado.

 

[MrPractical]

Soory darling, we can't have sex tonight because you have a booger in your nose