Xerxes82 Not here for you Joined Jun 10, 2002 Posts 23,127 Jul 28, 2018 #3,726 Walrus bull mistaking you for his mate.
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mnbreastluver Hands On Approach Joined Nov 18, 2013 Posts 84,055 Jul 29, 2018 #3,731 Being on a reality tv show, and while on it, you have to jump in a giant pool of jello, survive, eat some, than get addicted to jello and die from too much sugar.
Being on a reality tv show, and while on it, you have to jump in a giant pool of jello, survive, eat some, than get addicted to jello and die from too much sugar.
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RossieOregon Literotica Guru Joined Jul 4, 2015 Posts 45,460 Aug 1, 2018 #3,738 Intentionally mooning Kim Jong-un while he's visiting the demilitarized zone, but you got careless and bumped your butt on the electric fence.
Intentionally mooning Kim Jong-un while he's visiting the demilitarized zone, but you got careless and bumped your butt on the electric fence.
mnbreastluver Hands On Approach Joined Nov 18, 2013 Posts 84,055 Aug 1, 2018 #3,739 Jumping into the world record bowl of chocolate pudding and drowning.
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Xerxes82 Not here for you Joined Jun 10, 2002 Posts 23,127 Aug 3, 2018 #3,744 Occult rituals. Especially if you're the one naked on the altar.
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JJonah Literotica Guru Joined Jun 9, 2018 Posts 5,460 Aug 4, 2018 #3,748 Sexybritches69 said: Rabid roosters Click to expand... Sticking a flaming dildo into your eye.
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ttenney Literotica Guru Joined Nov 27, 2011 Posts 28,158 Aug 4, 2018 #3,750 Using firecrackers to get a rhinoceros' attention.