Something that will kill you ... ABC order (V.3)

[Xerxes82]

Walrus bull mistaking you for his mate.

 

[RossieOregon]

Xing the street right when an emergency vehicle with siren and flashing lights approaches you.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Yersinia pestis

 

[mnbreastluver]

Zippo lighter exploding in your pocket.

 

[Cyberbella]

African Elephant Stampede

 

[mnbreastluver]

Being on a reality tv show, and while on it, you have to jump in a giant pool of jello, survive, eat some, than get addicted to jello and die from too much sugar.

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

Chemical poisoning

 

[starrynightin64]

dreaded kinds of bacteria like E coli will kill you

 

[RossieOregon]

Emus kicking you with their powerful legs armed with sharp claws.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Fire.

 

[RossieOregon]

Gas station explosion while you're pumping gas.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Hamster attacking you because you took away his wheel.

 

[RossieOregon]

Intentionally mooning Kim Jong-un while he's visiting the demilitarized zone, but you got careless and bumped your butt on the electric fence.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Jumping into the world record bowl of chocolate pudding and drowning.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Kicking a bear.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Listening to a bomb too long to see if it’s still ticking.

 

[RossieOregon]

Macaw screeching in your ear.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Numbnutts driving cars!

 

[Xerxes82]

Occult rituals. Especially if you're the one naked on the altar.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Poking a stick at a saltwater crocodile

 

[Taegul]

Quinjet landing on your head. Dammit Hawkeye, watch where you're flying that damn thing!

 

[Sexybritches69]

Rabid roosters

 

[JJonah]

Rabid roosters

Sticking a flaming dildo into your eye.

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

Sticking a flaming dildo into your eye.

Tumbling toward tornados

 

[ttenney]

Using firecrackers to get a rhinoceros' attention.