13Fantasies
Literotica Guru
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@JerseyJade She only likes one condiment. Eats it straight from the...um...tube.
Name a Litster that is a bad cook
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@JerseyJade She only likes one condiment. Eats it straight from the...um...tube.
I believe it was @PlanetaryNebula who once mentioned that she wasn’t allowed to use the oven.@JerseyJade She only likes one condiment. Eats it straight from the...um...tube.
Name a Litster that is a bad cook
I think @barefootgirl69 is probably a good cook.I believe it was @PlanetaryNebula who once mentioned that she wasn’t allowed to use the oven.
NAL you wish would cook dinner for you.
You by appointing me judge of the Wankers…..I’ve learned there is a limit to how much abuse I’d enjoy@InThe312 has given me the best cake and cookie recipes ever and also baked them for, and with, me and my smalls.
NAL who has taught you something about yourself you weren’t aware of before them.
You did, a couple of weeks ago...You by appointing me judge of the Wankers…..I’ve learned there is a limit to how much abuse I’d enjoy
Name a lurker who has PMd you out of the blue
And you hadn't lurked around my threads? Bitch, please...Emphasizes “LURKER”
Skip me
Me. I’d pop you right in the fucking lower back, then as you spun around to see where that torpedo came from, BOOM, straight to the throat , BAM another right in the balls. 1, 2, 3 Swift mother fuckin TAKEDOWN.Emphasizes “LURKER”
Chooses to misread question and replies @Indie
NAL who be wicked to duel with in a snowball fight
Also you.Me. I’d pop you right in the fucking lower back, then as you spun around to see where that torpedo came from, BOOM, straight to the throat , BAM another right in the balls. 1, 2, 3 Swift mother fuckin TAKEDOWN.
Then I’d go inside and enjoy a hot chocolate coz no one likes being out in the fucking cold.
NAL who has never had a snowball fight in their life but imagines great things for themselves?
@NRJLIVES4ever, @Taegul , and @ydahecnot generally do.I'm going to take a wild guess and say @StillRain!
NAL that keeps you laughing when you read their posts.
@13Fantasies - we aren't talking cos I'm obvs TOO funny for him.@NRJLIVES4ever, @Taegul , and @ydahecnot generally do.
Name a Litster that you wish you were still talking to but aren't for some reason
@Amanda330 Always like to see her...uh...complexion. Yup. Complexion. -Nods-
@LaisDeMarieDeFrance because I like to be able to fully visualise my fantasy@Amanda330 Always like to see her...uh...complexion. Yup. Complexion. -Nods-
Name a Litster that you wish would have a avatar of themself so you could see them more often
@NastyNyx just from what I’ve seen in her AV@LaisDeMarieDeFrance because I like to be able to fully visualise my fantasy
NAL you would like to use as your body double
@lil_jenni. She's a great poster and I love keeping up on her life. It'd be nice to know more.
@Shenanigans90! I need to practice my Hog call!@lil_jenni. She's a great poster and I love keeping up on her life. It'd be nice to know more.
Name a Litster that you'd like to take you to a ball game