Lord Pmann Has a Christmas Gift for the “Ladies” of Lit

[OrdinaryPerson]

Males? Not men or guys?

That's where my head went to ... wanna ebone and check out all my verbal prowess?

 

[Indie]

That's where my head went to ... wanna ebone and check out all my verbal prowess?

Meh... I'm tired.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Meh... I'm tired.

Fine. Ill just go... wash my hair

 

[RaineDrops]

So here you go. The gift you really wanted anyway. This is the kind of shaft you want for Christmas.

https://vocaroo.com/12ZOJHcHiCFW

Special thanks to my creative consultant, Lil Trekka (@Trekka).

I have to admit that was...not bad!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Why don't males like @Bry1313 get presents?

Does Bry want to see my dick in a box?

Males? Not men or guys?

Remember when all those crows jumped all over Grant for posting a personals ad and he said he was interested in a female. And somehow, that was offensive.

I have to admit that was...not bad!

Well thank you!!! It only took a minute to do. (Lies)

I did do it all on my cell phone though.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Does Bry want to see my dick in a box?

I heard @Bry1313 is always curious

Remember when all those crows jumped all over Grant for posting a personals ad and he said he was interested in a female. And somehow, that was offensive.

And he got sent boobs as a reward, right? FYI, my PMs are on, males and females.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I heard @Bry1313 is always curious

Would you say he’s Bry-curious?

 

[Indie]

Remember when all those crows jumped all over Grant for posting a personals ad and he said he was interested in a female. And somehow, that was offensive.

Hahaha. Yes. That's what I was thinking of

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hahaha. Yes. That's what I was thinking of

Are you gonna send me your boobs?

 

[Indie]

Are you gonna send me your boobs?

Ugh. Fine.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ugh. Fine.

Careful or youll give away your enthusiasm

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Ugh. Fine.

Can you please CC me?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Can you please CC me?

They were glorious and I'm not sharing

 

[Mav Unlimited]

They were glorious and I'm not sharing

Not even one? I’m good at begging.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Not even one? I’m good at begging.

Dude- did you try to send your dick in a box? Read the room. Or the first post in the thread.

 

[Indie]

Dude- did you try to send your dick in a box? Read the room. Or the first post in the thread.

I'm accepting late Vday presents.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Are you gonna send me your boobs?

Ugh. Fine.

I’m very disappointed I wasn’t invited to this latest round of boob picture exchanges.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm accepting late Vday presents.

Oh, I'm sure you had all the VD you could handle.

I’m very disappointed I wasn’t invited to this latest round of boob picture exchanges.

I mean, there’s this open forum here…

 

[Indie]

I’m very disappointed I wasn’t invited to this latest round of boob picture exchanges.

Ugh. Fine.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m very disappointed I wasn’t invited to this latest round of boob picture exchanges.

You have an open invitation for mine

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Dude- did you try to send your dick in a box? Read the room. Or the first post in the thread.

I know I know, but I can't seem to get the postage right. The damn box keeps getting returned.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I know I know, but I can't seem to get the postage right. The damn box keeps getting returned.

Don’t chop it off and send it. That’s a rookie mistake.