Lit Guys Tin Pan Alley

[tnman03]

Hey there Lit guys, feeling excluded from popular ladies' threads? Not comfortable posting or interacting? Feeling overly sensitive at all of the sharp comments and exclusivity in what you thought was an inclusive forum? Well hey; get over it, whoever said everyone’s supposed to be popular was delusional.

So, if you want to cry in your beer then stay home, if it’s egg in your beer then you’re in the right place. Be funny, try to be funny, or at least try not to be an ass. But otherwise, jump on the bandwagon and talk about whatever.

Start a conversation, guys can talk to other guys here, honest; it doesn’t mean you’re odd at all. Haven’t you watched the ladies having fun all of these months and years amongst each other?

 

[Jaime_H]

Is this like standing up at at Wankers Anonymous and saying, "Hi, I'm Jaime. I'm a tosser"?

If so, bring it on!

 

[tnman03]

I'll start the ball rolling. Anyone here that does most of the heavy working on holiday dinners? Grilled or smoked turkey, deep-fried? Veggies or what?

I've always helped or cooked the turkey but I can do veggies in lots of ways. Overall though grilled or roasted veggies have become my favorite course. Any thoughts or meal courses you like prepairing?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I’m just here for the budding bromances. That ok?
Well, until y’all start talking about cars…

 

[tnman03]

I’m just here for the budding bromances. That ok?
Well, until y’all start talking about cars…

No bromances allowed... unless that's between two consenting dudes who keep it to themselves and don't end up crying about their broken hearts over the resultant break-up. Besides, you're not a guy, what are you doing in here? Don't you ladies have your own thread to play in?

 

[Jaime_H]

Fancy telling an English dud what the heck Thanksgiving is all about?
All I know is that we now have Black Friday sales.....

 

[Lonelywife1205]

No bromances allowed... unless that's between two consenting dudes who keep it to themselves and don't end up crying about their broken hearts over the resultant break-up. Besides, you're not a guy, what are you doing in here? Don't you ladies have your own thread to play in?

Ok fine.
Guess I won’t flash my boobs in here then.

 

[saustin5432]

Fancy telling an English dud what the heck Thanksgiving is all about?
All I know is that we now have Black Friday sales.....

Oh sure...this is easy. You see, when we first invaded this land, supposedly the Native Americans feasted with the colonists to celebrate the harvest and give thanks for the abundance the land provides. Now we commemorate this annually with a family feast and giving thanks for the abundance in our lives.

I'm fairly certain there were no Black Friday sales in the 1600s.

 

[Jake069258]

Ok fine.
Guess I won’t flash my boobs in here then.

You could always just send them directly to me darlin

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ok fine.
Guess I won’t flash my boobs in here then.

Wait! How can we have man talk without boobs?

 

[tnman03]

Fancy telling an English dud what the heck Thanksgiving is all about?
All I know is that we now have Black Friday sales.....

Oh sure...this is easy. You see, when we first invaded this land, supposedly the Native Americans feasted with the colonists to celebrate the harvest and give thanks for the abundance the land provides. Now we commemorate this annually with a family feast and giving thanks for the abundance in our lives.

I'm fairly certain there were no Black Friday sales in the 1600s.

*Correct answer.

You could always just send them directly to me darlin

And there's always a suckass trying to get free boob pics? Right? lol

 

[Lonelywife1205]

You could always just send them directly to me darlin

Done

 

[tnman03]

Is this like standing up at at Wankers Anonymous and saying, "Hi, I'm Jaime. I'm a tosser"?

If so, bring it on!

Well... almost... kinda sorta... but mostly it's a who the fuck cares... just be you... that'll do.

 

[tnman03]

Wait! How can we have man talk without boobs?

See the all Lit guys are suck-ups for boob pics response. Use the PM function and see what happens? Capice?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Carving the Thanksgiving turkey: man's work?

 

[tnman03]

Carving the Thanksgiving turkey: man's work?

It is if you want it to be, or you can let someone else have the fun. Ditto with the cooking end of the endeavor. But if you like to help out or do it yourself then what's wrong with that?

Some folks like to be waited on. I'm not one of them. If nothing else I'll get up and clean up the mess afterward. But if you like to eat holiday meals what do you bring to the table besides paying for all of the Fixin's?

Me? I like to figure out if I can do something or if it's a family get-together I'll ask if we can pot luck it rather than someone else do all the work.

 

[hotoldrguy]

It is if you want it to be, or you can let someone else have the fun. Ditto with the cooking end of the endeavor. But if you like to help out or do it yourself then what's wrong with that?

Some folks like to be waited on. I'm not one of them. If nothing else I'll get up and clean up the mess afterward. But if you like to eat holiday meals what do you bring to the table besides paying for all of the Fixin's?

Me? I like to figure out if I can do something or if it's a family get-together I'll ask if we can pot luck it rather than someone else do all the work.

Just brought it up because every Thanksgiving pic I have seen is a man carving the turkey. I actually make pies and stuffing from scratch.

 

[Jaime_H]

Oh sure...this is easy. You see, when we first invaded this land, supposedly the Native Americans feasted with the colonists to celebrate the harvest and give thanks for the abundance the land provides. Now we commemorate this annually with a family feast and giving thanks for the abundance in our lives.

I'm fairly certain there were no Black Friday sales in the 1600s.

Who says its too late to learn!

 

[tnman03]

Just brought it up because every Thanksgiving pic I have seen is a man carving the turkey. I actually make pies and stuffing from scratch.

See? Guy gets it? Stereotypes don't mean diddly. I know how to select good-quality carving knives and properly sharpen them. But most of the households I've visited have dull carving or meal prep knives. However, I've met a few folks who know how to buy and keep up good knife sets.

Who says its too late to learn!

Black Friday. Commercialism at its finest.

 

[JerseyJade]

No bromances allowed... unless that's between two consenting dudes who keep it to themselves and don't end up crying about their broken hearts over the resultant break-up. Besides, you're not a guy, what are you doing in here? Don't you ladies have your own thread to play in?

Wow. And to think I came in here to tell y'all in exact detail about the time I had sex with 5 guys at a party once. I was even going to post pics. And a short video. Oh well... I guess I'll save that story for another time.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, thought Tin Pan Alley had something to do with music and songwriters. This is just muh fuckers having a sausage fest.

 

[tnman03]

Wow. And to think I came in here to tell y'all in exact detail about the time I had sex with 5 guys at a party once. I was even going to post pics. And a short video. Oh well... I guess I'll save that story for another time.

And here's another one of those smoking hot Lit ladies stirring up the pot again. SMH. Got tons of threads of their own but just has to taunt the guys who instantly go...squirrel . Jeeze, you'd think she knew how easily distracted we are.

 

[tnman03]

Dude, thought Tin Pan Alley had something to do with music and songwriters. This is just muh fuckers having a sausage fest.

Cook it up, slice it, make a sandwich, or whatever. If it's sausage from a good butcher's shop then bring it on over. Otherwise, if it's mutual admiration or any of that bragging nonsense then find a different bar.

 

[tnman03]

I just came to learn about thanksgiving. I think I’ll stay for the peen though.

Hey Oz lady, there's a ladies mutual love thread here for you, you know? Beside's Thanksgiving is all about the big dinner where everyone eats too much and then watches football. And the booze, some really do overindulge.

And to think it used to be about families traveling to get together and celebrate.

Now, go back to your lady's circle why don't you, they love you to pieces there.

 

[Esslemont]

Hello fellow gents.

Great idea indeed.
Hope all are having a kick ass Friday and the weekend is awesome.

Testosterone....it just makes sense.

Take care men. We really do rock.
And on a sports note...go Flames.