Just Can't Seem to Stay Away

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And thus the traditional retelling of the first safe candy cane sex Christmas miracle.

Tis the season for wrapping and fapping.

Yes, I shall start telling it every year around the Christmas tree...

many many many many moments.

:cattail::cattail::cattail:

Be my guest!
At least you are practicing safe candy cane defiling. Somehow how I think there is a rap song with the lyrics " wrap it up like a peppermint stick!" If not.... there damn well should be.

Always wrap it before you...what? Wrap it like a peppermint stick...catchy ;)
 
The four main food groups: Candy, Candy Canes, Candy Corn, and Syrup.
 
Whatever!!!!!!!! I have no candy canes now...none that I feel like fucking anyway :rolleyes: So...whatcha got for me Mr. Sage????



Please...I got new jammies and they are super soft too



Oh, now this is interesting


Its a cane, alright!
 
Hey sexy lady, thank you for all bthe lovely pics/gifs/vids. Have yourself (& family) a wonderful Christmas!!!
 
Merry Christmas PK! Thank you for your posts and your kind words on my thread. Check it out again when you have a chance, the wife is joining in!
 
hahaha shut it you

for the record, since the pic is no longer around and it wont ruin the mystique...I left the clear wrapping on it when placed in said orifice. LOL. then upwrapped it and ate it. i'm drinking, perhaps I should send you drunken messages?
Maybe a candy cane part Duex is in order? Just throwin it out there. Lol! ;)
 
Merry XXX-Mas PK. . .don't go breaking my heart. And by heart I mean penis. Ride yes, break no.
 
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