RocketLauncher
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Sorry to hear about the Aunt, Og, but do take advantage of the accommodations for an enjoyable break. And be sure to visit Auntie anyway if she's up for it (or still in bed for that matter). When my M-in-L fell and broke her hip, we had quite a family reunion because of it; perhaps your wife's family should reconsider.
Thanks Tio, but the postponement is at the aunt's request. She has a daughter by her bedside.
Good, and the next question is . . . does the daughter have a bottle of fine single-malt with her? It does wonders for broken bones?
You need to go off to the cinema with SimonDoom and catch the same double-bill he's watching.Perhaps blurting to the void will help shake something loose.
I stopped writing at Literotica because I opted to experience my sexual kinks in person, rather than just write about them.
I wonder now, however, should I do both?
Good god, I want to shave my head. Stupid dandruff. I wonder how it feels to feel the wind on your scalp?
Really, rather pleasant.
When it has been exposed long enough to be sun resistant...
I’ve still got a little left, but thinning. I admit to feeling a twinge at the note of surprise in Thing1’s voice when looking at old photos - “Dad, you used to have Beetles hair!”
Why, yes. Yes I did.
I stopped writing at Literotica because I opted to experience my sexual kinks in person, rather than just write about them.
I wonder now, however, should I do both?
I have a small container for medical sharps used when I test my blood sugar levels twice a day. Three years after I started using it, it is now full and I have a new one.
How do I get rid of the full one?
My doctor's practice won't take it; my chemist won't take it; none of my local hospitals will take it; the local waste depot won't take it.
I have to complete an on-line request for a form to apply for someone from the council's waste disposal contractor to come and collect it from me. It takes ten working days to send me a form, which I then have to complete and return by post.
Only then will they give me A DAY on which they will collect it; not a time, anytime on that day. If that day is not convenient I start at the beginning again requesting, on line, for a form which takes ten working days to arrive...
The last time, three years ago, that I went through this process, I sat at home for a whole day and no one came. I started the process again. Three weeks later I sat at home for a whole day and no one came. I started the process again. I sat at home for a whole day and no one came. I started the process again and no form came. Eventually I hid the box in a black sack with other rubbish and put it out in my rubbish bin.
Is it any wonder that illegal drug users do not use sharps bins?
WOO-HOO!
They have speeded up the process. I received the form by email this morning.
BUT - they have added another complication. I have to have the form signed by a medical professional, my GP. Have they any idea how long it takes for a non-urgent appointment with a doctor?
Is this where I insert an observation respecting the efficacy, advantages and disadvantages of government health care ?