LizVegas79
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How many times is perfect?
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How many times is perfect?
Dear Doctor Liz,
My husband fancies himself as a doctor. Whatever ailment I have, his diagnosis is always "Not enough sex", with that wicked grin that has my knickers off in seconds. In your esteemed opinion, is this good medicine?
Having seen a lot of doctors lately, I think my opinion counts.
You just need more sex
Dear Doctor Liz,
My husband fancies himself as a doctor. Whatever ailment I have, his diagnosis is always "Not enough sex", with that wicked grin that has my knickers off in seconds. In your esteemed opinion, is this good medicine?
Dear Doctor Liz,
My husband fancies himself as a doctor. Whatever ailment I have, his diagnosis is always "Not enough sex", with that wicked grin that has my knickers off in seconds. In your esteemed opinion, is this good medicine?
Dear Madam,
Would you care to share this doctor who seems to understand an ailment and cure it, as well?
Dear Dr. Liz,
Where can I get a license to practice this type of medicine that I've spoken of above? Do you think I will need classes to study how it's done properly?
Dear Madam,
Well, girls should always share, a good hairdresser, for example, a good electrician, a good lawyer. So how can I refuse?
I should warn you, though, if you plan to take up this career, the training is arduous, the hours long, the patients oh so demanding...
Dear Dr. Liz,
Where can I get a license to practice this type of medicine that I've spoken of above? Do you think I will need classes to study how it's done properly?
Doctor Liz, for a while now, each morning, I've graced my shower head and my beautiful girlfriend with a rendition of one of a few songs: angel from montgomery by the wonderful John prine; turn the page by michigan's own bob seger, or Georgia by one Ray Charles.
In the past few weeks, said girlfriend has begun to open up. And on 3 or 4 occasions, set within the privacy of our en suite, I've heard her singing "my heart will go on" by Celine Dion, each instance growing louder than the last.
My question, Dr. Liz, is how to convey, in a sensitive and understanding manner, that if she doesn't start singing better songs, I'm going to have to kick her out forever?
Dear Doctor Liz,
My husband fancies himself as a doctor. Whatever ailment I have, his diagnosis is always "Not enough sex", with that wicked grin that has my knickers off in seconds. In your esteemed opinion, is this good medicine?
Dear Dr. Liz,
Where can I get a license to practice this type of medicine that I've spoken of above? Do you think I will need classes to study how it's done properly?
PhD's are hard to get.
But can you get a PhD hard?
On the other hand, if you get a PhD, do you need a shot to get rid of it? Or will an ointment work?
Dr. Liz
Doctor, doctor, can't you see, I'm burning, burning?
Oh, doctor, doctor, is this love, I'm feeling?
Do you own any Grateful Dead? Sit down. Put it on. Listen. Really, really listen. But not too much.
Dr. Liz,
Doctor, my eyes; tell me what is wrong; was I unwise to leave them open for so long?
No Dead. Lots of The Floyd.
^^ Have a Cigar.
What's the prognosis is it bad Doc.