RedHairedandFriendly
Too much red on Red?
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Blurting it out....Playground style
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Him: "Hey, want to go out tonight?"
Me: "No, I'm hanging with my kids and then doing cheer duty"
Him: "Well they have to sleep sometime, right? Can I come over?"
Me: "Dude, lose my number and have fun getting yourself off tonight"
What a fucking douchecanoe.
Me: "No, I'm hanging with my kids and then doing cheer duty"
Him: "Well they have to sleep sometime, right? Can I come over?"
Me: "Dude, lose my number and have fun getting yourself off tonight"
What a fucking douchecanoe.
SirJeffAk
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I believe it is a canoe with a hole right under the seat??? Hee hee
Well, what it will be is some nuts with my knee in them if he attempts to show up at my door tonight.
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Why does it have to be so hard to resize a picture so the kb is low enough to use as an AV but big enough for people to actually see??? Grrrrrr....
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SirJeffAk
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Lucky for me I am thousands of miles away. lol.
My balls are safe. Besides I would never show up at anyone's door if they didnt want me there.
RedHairedandFriendly
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blade_rocknut
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You keep the cheese; I'll have tomato gravy on mine, please...
Swiss cheese and rice!
Ha! I think that's whole-y? Wholy? Whirly Whirly Giggity?
garbage can
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Umm. How does one make tomato gravy? Dammit! Now I want it and I don't even know what it is! Maybe I should have had dinner!
RedHairedandFriendly
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Yeah, I'm a little bit protective about messing around with douche canoes when my kids are home. I find it to be a wise decision.
So on that note, you're both safe.
Unless I spy a paddle.
Blessed cheese and rice then.
Oh! Holy Water Cheese and Rice.
I really am hungry now. Damn!
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RedHairedandFriendly
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Oh! Holy Water Cheese and Rice.
I really am hungry now. Damn!
Me too!
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By browning flour in the skillet I just made pork chops in, then adding diced tomatoes ( canned is ok), milk, black pepper and basil; simmering & stirring...making sure to get all the crispy off the bottom...until desired consistency.
It's a staple down south; especially with fried chicken; but I never fry chicken at home...so either pork chops or fried venison backstrap medallions is the meat of choice to start with. For me. YMMV...
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you even more?
RedHairedandFriendly
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Wow, my little sister is a crazy girl.
*bangs head on desk*
*bangs head on desk*
sxy_bi_horny_chick
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Bored!!!!!!
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I was tempted to build a pillow fort earlier today. I think I'm regressing...
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