Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

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We are relaxed about limericks here on lit
But that gives the pedants a fit
They say do it this way not that
And they go to the mat
But I'd much rather diddle my clit! :D
 
Your clit deserves a good tongue
Are you ready to give me one?
Yes of course I am
 
Your clit deserves a good tongue
Are you ready to give me one?
Yes of course I am
Oh lucky me, hot damn!
 
Your clit deserves a good tongue
Are you ready to give me one?
Yes of course I am
Oh lucky me, hot damn!
Moreover I am well hung
 
Your clit deserves a good tongue
Are you ready to give me one?
Yes of course I am
Oh lucky me, hot damn!
double delight if he is well hung!
 
Well hung AND a cunt licker is he!
You might even say that is me
I lay back and spread wide
all ready for the ride
 
I'm not regular poster, so I'll probably get blasted for this, but here goes;

I enjoy a good limerick, but they are much more enjoyable if they rhyme and scan properly;


I just hope that this helps make a great thread just that bit more fun for all.

Several posters have complained about this. Some people choose not to post when the rhyme or meter is off.
Thanks for your input. :)


Well hung AND a cunt licker is he!
You might even say that is me
I lay back and spread wide
all ready for the ride
My pleasure gushing with a wee.
 
Subdued loved to ride on the top
her passion was doing it with a cop
Once high in the saddle
 
Subdued loved to ride on the top
her passion was doing it with a cop
Once high in the saddle
She oft changed to a straddle
 
Subdued loved to ride on the top
her passion was doing it with a cop
Once high in the saddle
She oft changed to a straddle
Which made her pussy as wet as a mop
 
A pretty ass on a pretty lass
A construction site she did pass
She rode their tools
and winked at their drools
and then walked on to mass.
 
She watched us as we did our thing
She in nothing and me in cock ring
 
She watched us as we did our thing
She in nothing and me in cock ring
Her eyes grew wide
 
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