We just keep 'em to ourselves. Do you know how red those Northern Europeans go under our hole in the ozone layer, frightening truly frightening 
Don't worry I have been to most of them in Queensland, I just said they weren't protected by law!! A nude BBQ with the Weipa bacon busters pig shooting club is a sight in the gulf country! Or the cove on Lake Maraboon for the Emerald sun shiners.Even though I am a Queenslander and I should get all bent out of shape over some of this but you made me laugh... Good job
We probably have more nudist beaches than you realize up here
That's pretty Aussie, when you think about it - a PM possibly taken by a shark, another one who sunk a yard at Oxford University faster than anybody else, a third who dared put his hand on the Queen's back (and managed a rock band in his youth), a fourth who the cartoonists always put in budgie smugglers, and two strident red-heads in parliament. A tent embassy on the lawns of Parliament House, more knickers on office desks than you could write about here. Oz politicians, you gotta love them!
Would often find myself talking to Russian officials on the cocktail circuit and their favourite line was Comrade Harold Holtski had a lovely dacha outside Moscow and held the best BBQ parties in e summer. Apart from the pool, I found it ironic that the submarine communications base on North West Cape is named after him.
I always heard it was a Chinese submarine, but a Russki boat? That's more feasible, given the distances and the relative abilities of the navies back then. And the irony of NW Cape? I'd never thought about that before, but that's neat.
Most of the more credible storylines floating around the Casey building in Canberra alternate between the Russians doing something during the mooted escalation of the nuclear launch detection facilities by the US in Australia to having launch facilities. Ironically NW Cape was one of the catalysts listed. Menzies had been keen on Australia being a nuclear armed and having its own detterant, but the US was in its umbrella protection phase of promising protection but not wanting proliferation, so stopped the Australian and Japanese programs.
God's gift to the world, mate. A beer and a day off after building where you lot live, and this is what you get
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A few weird ones out there for sure. I had a run in with a not-so-happy blue ring octopus on the weekend that was flashing its colours and saying get off my bit of reef.
You need to know which state you're in, as each state has a major brewery or two, each with its allegiances. Plus micro-breweries everywhere. Besides, we're not all beer drinkers, what with Oz having some of the world's best wines.
